59. hurt yourself

60. call the sham a noob

61. Always say "gj pro <333" when your friend/soulmate gets first, even if it pisses off the entire room. (Don't worry, they're just jealous of your awesome friendship/love! xd)

(reviving)

62. spam, get muted, then rant on the forums or something

63. all the before rules you dont have to obey none of them matter even the after rules dont only this rule count
ALWAYS FIND SOME WAY TO KILL THE SHAM THEN LAUGH AT THEM AND CALL THEM A N00B AND A IDIOT
THEN GO KILL URSELF SO THAT THE SHAM DOSENT GET ANY XP
(Was this a bit overkill?)