Because it's a pageget

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Why do I hear boss music?

It's because of this guy

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What is a question?

Good with salt, pepper, a pinch of lemongrass and cyanide.

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If my fridge is on fire, why does the clown in my basement do backflips while playing a tuba?

He's covering up the murder.

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Why are all of my friends dead?

...

*joins the clown in my basement*

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Does the cow dance or drive?

She lifts.

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What do you call a cat with horns?

WAIT, YOUR CAT CAN GROW HORNS?!?!?!? COOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL!!!!!!1!!11!!!!

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What is an Iceroseunite?

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Is Caillou a real fireman?

No, Caillou is a train. Choo choo

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Am I dumb?

No but the butter in space is

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Question?

Mark!

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Why is light soft?

Because dark is hard.

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What is the meaning of life?

42

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If I consume myself, will I completely disappear or become twice as large???

The Letter E

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Can you not ask a stupid question and not get a stupid answer

Can you don't

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Why do chips get stale??? gross i just eat a cheeto and it was NASTY .... like all stale & crap. eww.

Iceroseunite a dit :

42

Someone got the reference, yay

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Icefox101 a dit :

Can you don't

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Why do chips get stale??? gross i just eat a cheeto and it was NASTY .... like all stale & crap. eww.

Because they don't like you abandoning them so they turn nasty just to make you hate them

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If I feed my Mii snacks, will it make it happy or sad?

It's kwanzaa time uh...

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Can you Drink the water that is painted with?

Yes, then you will taste with special creative teeth exclusively from paint water

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Why is the forum green?

Because it kicks grass.

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Is air heavier than it seems?

It's actually more heavier than an elephant

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How can I eat more healthier without vegetables and healthy stuff?