PNEUMONOULTRAMICROSCOPICSILICOVOLCANOCONIOSIS Cresent
A Short Story
by nerdu
Cresent looked at the a thing pants in her hands and felt dandy.

She walked over to the window and reflected on her quiet surroundings. She had always loved unhabitated a deep dark pit with its sad, shiny snow. It was a place that encouraged her tendency to feel dandy.

Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Pythagoreas . Pythagoreas was a kind satan with sleek hands and frail eyes.

Cresent gulped. She glanced at her own reflection. She was a PNEUMONOULTRAMICROSCOPICSILICOVOLCANOCONIOSIS, violent, pop drinker with small hands and dark eyes. Her friends saw her as a jealous, jolly jesus. Once, she had even jumped into a river and saved a tight endangered nugget.

But not even a PNEUMONOULTRAMICROSCOPICSILICOVOLCANOCONIOSIS person who had once jumped into a river and saved a tight endangered nugget, was prepared for what Pythagoreas had in store today.

The tsunami teased like sleeping pandas, making Cresent dismal.

As Cresent stepped outside and Pythagoreas came closer, she could see the wonderful glint in his eye.

"I am here because I want meme," Pythagoreas bellowed, in a meme tone. He slammed his fist against Cresent's chest, with the force of 1213 geese. "I frigging love you, Cresent ."

Cresent looked back, even more dismal and still fingering the a thing pants. "Pythagoreas, unleash the crabs!," she replied.

They looked at each other with fine feelings, like two disgusted, distinct dinosaurs talking at a very shrek christmas, which had indie music playing in the background and two smart uncles flying to the beat.

Cresent regarded Pythagoreas's sleek hands and frail eyes. She held out her hand. "Let's not fight," she whispered, gently.

"Hmph," pondered Pythagoreas.

"Please?" begged Cresent with puppy dog eyes.

Pythagoreas looked okay, his body blushing like a lively, lonely laptop.

Then Pythagoreas came inside for a nice drink of pop.

THE END

that was gone quick