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Now i'm hungry... FUCK Long, long ago, there was an ancient tribe that lived long before the Mesopotamians (very first civilization, existed around 3500 BC). They were powerful, they were prosperous, and they were rich. Very rich indeed. They were called the Swaggites, who followed their five gods: the Goddess of Savagery: Luna; the God of Intelligence: Sol; the Goddess of Grace: Tsuki; the God of Swordplay: Taiyo; and the God of the axes and swag: SwagAxeMaster. The Swaggites built shrines for their five gods out of stone. They felt very proud of them and went to the shrines to pray to their respective gods. The Swaggites made multiple advances in mathematics, architecture, and science. They built great monuments that gave power to their five gods. But with every civilization, there is always an enemy. The Mayan civilization had the Spanish conquistadors, the Inca civilization had the Spanish conquistadors, the Americans have anime, and the Swaggites had the Plesioths. The Plesioths were huge fish on legs that had broken hitboxes and glorious, glorious hips. The Swaggites and Plesioths lived in harmony for decades. The Plesioths even gave the Swaggites the dead members of their civilization. And that's how we have sushi. But then, an idiotic Plesioth named Tom shot a water beam at the shrine of SwagAxeMaster, and then war between the Swaggites and the Plesioths began. The Plesioths launched four waves of terror upon the Swaggites. The first wave consisted of the belly crawl. They laid their stomachs on the ground and defied the laws of science and crawled forward without using their fins. This made the Swaggites run in terror due to the broken hitboxes as well as question every discovery on logic and science they had discovered. Now, we still don't know how the Plesioths manage to do this but we still do what the Swaggites did: run and question logic. The second wave consisted of the hip smashes. The Plesioths performed a very quick windup and smashed their hips forward, and dealt terrifying damage to the Swaggites' shrines and monuments. The Plesioths then used the hip smashes on the Swaggites in such a way that their skinny legs did as much damage as their fat, though glorious, hips. This also made the Swaggites run and question logic. The hip smash then evolved to hit something a yard away from the hip. The third wave consisted of the water beams. The Plesioths ambushed the Swaggites in the night and on the battlefield from their water farms and spat out deadly beams of water from their mouths. They covered multiple villages of the Swaggites, and it killed thousands of Swaggites. The fact that pressurized water could kill made the Swaggites run and question logic. And finally the fourth wave occurred: the hipchecks. The hipchecks were and still are considered the most deadly technique in history. The Plesioths would swing their tails 180 degrees with no windup, knocking the Swaggites backward and dealing rediculous damage. The Plesioths evolved the hipcheck and managed to make it hit the Swaggites when they were multiple yards away. This made the Swaggites run and question logic. But then, the enraged SwagAxeMaster retaliated and summoned snow and ice upon the Plesioths. After a year, fire melted the snow and burned the Plesioths. After a year, rain doused the flames and destroyed the Plesioths' crops. After a year, the rain stopped and thunder ruled the skies and struck the Plesioths. After a year, the lightning ended and winds danced across the plains of the Plesioths, tearing down trees and farms. After a year, snow and rain fell from the sky fire burned the Plesioths, lightning danced across the skies, and ice froze the Plesioths in an event in history known as The Great Rapture. The Plesioths were nearly dead and the Swaggites went in and used the powers blessed to them by SwagAxeMaster and killed the Plesioths. But the war between the Swaggites and the Plesioths will always remain in history, and we shall never forget. Remember these words from the mighty god SwagAxeMaster: When you are fighting a Plesioth, do what my followers did: run and question logic. Dernière modification le 1481593620000 |
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spoiler please! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScjT8zvT7d0 |
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Nope |
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lol 891 |
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892 my profile picture describes my expression for this song :^) |
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lol xD nothing to paste >:3 |
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Oh. I wanna die before Trump end us. |
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RIP! Dernière modification le 1481726640000 |
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I can't open that! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJKAQggSs9Q |
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too lazy to copy ![]() |
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Give it up for, robo b*tch ![]() |
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oh 82790 |
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82791 MonHun movie is gonna be like "lets shock trap the zinogre". Very shitty. American get sucked ino monster hunter world WOW! Man find out hes a descendant of legendary hunter NEVER WOULDV GUESSED! Oh no now portal open to real world! descendant man must save the day! I mean, a raviente must have cummed on a rathian becaus that rathalos is FUCKING MASSIVE. This movie is for the masses, no the fans. To the fans, this will be as sinful as konchu, which are a waste of bytes. |
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Oh? nothing to paste. again. |
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oh. c-c-C-COMBO BREAKER! |
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ok ![]() |
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No. |
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I used to play that when I was young ![]() |
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i have several questions. BelonzikVZ - Today 19:32 > how did you find out my school nickname ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
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.... what ![]() Dernière modification le 1481843160000 |