Once I soaked two floppy disks in lube and put both in the same reader but it didn't worked > So I put a CD in the oven along with the floppy disks in a CD mold for 120 minutes 90ºC > put 92 coats of whiskey on the DIY-CD > wait until it's warm > put in the refrigerator > put it in the disk drive
TADA!!

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Do you think capybaras should drink oil?

no i think you drink oil

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how are u

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Yes

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What is the correct way to stay safe from a tsunami?

Ignore it and carry on sweeping the sidewalk.
Or learn to talk fish and ask them politely to take their water back.

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To be or not to be?

hold my cheesecake

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why?

because

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How do I tell people that it's my birthday today-

ok boomer

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why do u live?

I live because I was born into this world without my permission.

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What is the best alarm ringtone that will surely wake you up?

bts' outro/interlude: wings or bts' rapline's ugh!

The Beatles - Revolution

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I can't afford an incubator, sir! Can I put my chicks resting in the microwave? (Their mother chicken died while laying eggs)

...

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what does hi mean

it stands for happy igloo

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Where do squirrels go during hurricanes?

Into the woods

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Where do you lion?

because i like rainbow
why do you like rain???

Because then I can make jokes about how wet everyone looks from seeing me.

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Can February March?

No, but April May.

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Why are you like this?

Life molds us. It shapes us like a vase with clay that hardens more slowly than usual. With its pushes and strokes, some firm, some gentle, it shapes us or break us into the forms we are. Of course most tend to hide this, but once people get a touch of who they really are, it either makes them addicted to the beauty and subtlety of its true nature, or repulsed by how they were tricked and lied to.

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Why is it raining when I want to mow the lawn?

because it can rain when it wants

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what do you think?

That my purpose is to serve, not lead.

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Why do you think?