thinking to think

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and hey rotten jin and vaillus are both on as well

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wuts the purpose of going away

to go away

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why does this exist

to exist

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are doing homework

no, i do workhome

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question?

what?

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do u eat

I am what I eat

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Why does my 1% battery tend to last longer?

Because it weighs less.

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How do I stop a craving for pizza?

Stuff yourself with something just as good, or get your hands on some pizza.

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How do you become happy again?

love yourself

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why do americans never wear face masks?

Because they are stupid (those who choose not to of course). They think it's a burden when they are often the burden themselves.

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Here's a part of a shower thought (converted into a question) I was going to post on Reddit had they allowed me.
Why are people so blinded by lies and refuse to listen to the truth?

because truth hurts

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why am i sitting in a chair

It’s your decision and you chose to sit, since standing can make you tired.

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How do you avoid getting sick?

by kicking the sickness out

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how do you stay

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What is something you would likely be blamed for but you'd never do it, yet everyone thinks you're the type to do it?

probably because i am a cat
why you think about my icon?

I'm not thinking about your icon.

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How do you tell someone something offensive without offending them?

by saying no offense :)

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how do you steal ur siblings thing without them noticing?

You don't. If you really want something, make the effort to legally obtain it yourself.

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How do you prevent your sibling from stealing your things?

i'm drinking orange juice sorry
why i am a pen?

You are continuously writing your own story, but with time the ink will run out, much like your own lifespan.

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Why are you here?