to ask and answer stupid questions

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Can't You See Me?

No.

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How do you wash a sofa?

By tossing it into your kitchen sink and cooking it on top of a stove.

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Why is this song good

because it gud

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the fuck? the fuck? the fuck is in the air?

uhhh oxygen and shit

why does everyone judge me when i draw something with period blood

because blood smell a chocolate
why people hate me when i am sarcastic?

your not alone bc people hate me for no reason.

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why are we still here, just to suffer?

Life pulls you in from nothing, slaps you into something presentable and enslaves you.

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Why do bees have to chase me when I run from them?

bc bees to play chase

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do u know the muffin man?

Yeah I ate him

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Why is life so hard?

because it isn't easy

why am i still in school

Incorrect, the school is in you

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Soviet Onion?

No, Garlic Separation.

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Is you Baba?

not that i am aware of

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saxophone or trumpet

SaXoPhOnE!

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If I eat myself will I get twice as big or disappear completely?

Disappear to existence

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Are you willing to start an argument in the middle of the night and call your demons to join?

my demons? it doesnt make sense since im already a demon. and yea, its funny to argument in the middle of the night

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is this question stupid?

Depends on the context

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Could ketchup be the perfect match for all kinds of food?

food does not like ketchup

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y is a crush called a crush?

Because they will always crush your dreams of being with them.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck is dead?