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Igenios (can't spell) rock

uhhh...

what is read and white and black all over

a newspaper :3

whats 7 letters and fill the blank : If u eat ____________ u will DIE!!

Melikeyanime a dit :

a newspaper :3

whats 7 letters and fill the blank : If u eat ____________ u will DIE!!

Nothing >.>

What is green and is my 2nd account (I am rarely online on my second account ^^)

Omg Trolsurvivor?

You go to a haunted house. It was a stormy daw so power went out. AWOOOOO.
You go to the brown door and after that, it locked. You can't get out. DOM DOM DOM. You saw 4 doors. What will you choose?
1st door = be killed by a shotgun 2nd door= get bumped by a car and die
3rd door= be chopped 70x70x70 times or 4th door = get electrocuted by electric chair .DOM DOM DOM

Coldfreeze a dit :

Omg Trolsurvivor?

You go to a haunted house. It was a stormy daw so power went out. AWOOOOO.
You go to the brown door and after that, it locked. You can't get out. DOM DOM DOM. You saw 4 doors. What will you choose?
1st door = be killed by a shotgun 2nd door= get bumped by a car and die
3rd door= be chopped 70x70x70 times or 4th door = get electrocuted by electric chair .DOM DOM DOM

umm 3rd door?

OMG WHERE IS YOUR QUESTION ;-; ^^^

what is a person with a cat and a dog mixed into a rabbit turned into a swan made of asses , farted with rainbows, kissed by a hobo, mixed together with a turtul, eats so much and turns into a pig? what is the name of the anilmal now?

Pig?

What is a disgusting,not me, hideous,human being?

Snowsnaper a dit :

you cannot breath u suffocate

Actually no the apple is a mac computer and the water you pour on the computer and then you touch the computer and get electrified

Coldfreeze a dit :

Omg Trolsurvivor?

You go to a haunted house. It was a stormy daw so power went out. AWOOOOO.
You go to the brown door and after that, it locked. You can't get out. DOM DOM DOM. You saw 4 doors. What will you choose?
1st door = be killed by a shotgun 2nd door= get bumped by a car and die
3rd door= be chopped 70x70x70 times or 4th door = get electrocuted by electric chair .DOM DOM DOM

I pick 4th door becaute electric chair wouldn't work if the power is off!

Melikeyanime a dit :

umm 3rd door?

NO.4th door.
HOW THE HECK CAN YOU BE ELECTROCUTED WHEN THE POWER WENT OUT.

none the the might be lightning so it gives the electric coz it was struck therefore none of them are safe

or 4th room ;3


way to easy

Coldfreeze a dit :

NO.4th door.
HOW THE HECK CAN YOU BE ELECTROCUTED WHEN THE POWER WENT OUT.

woops, my brain wasnt working

A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50.
The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less.
In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?

cheating what is brown and says allalalalallalalallaalallalaalalaalaalal every day?

(Ignore person above me)
Because he told the man hints on what's his weight?

There's a man driving a car, and when half way driving, he stopped and did not come out from his car, a random man told him outside the car that he had to open 3 doors which is blocking his path, the three doors are 1) Diamond studded door, 2) Gold door 3) Steel door, which door did he opened first?

Koolstars a dit :

Pig?

What is a disgusting,not me, hideous,human being?

fu*k you...
look at my name

Sspitfire a dit :

(Ignore person above me)
Because he told the man hints on what's his weight?

There's a man driving a car, and when half way driving, he stopped and did not come out from his car, a random man told him outside the car that he had to open 3 doors which is blocking his path, the three doors are 1) Diamond studded door, 2) Gold door 3) Steel door, which door did he opened first?

nuu. the man wrote "your exact weight"

Ignoring everyone who didn't write any riddle...

Melikeyanime a dit :

woops, my brain wasnt working

A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50.
The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less.
In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?

The boy was standing on the scale ! xD

An apple went to the desert then the apple grew to the size of Chuck Norris...how is this possible?

Melikeyanime a dit :

nuu. the man wrote "your exact weight"

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That was teh answer

Koolstars a dit :

Ignoring everyone who didn't write any riddle...

The boy was standing on the scale ! xD

An apple went to the desert then the apple grew to the size of Chuck Norris...how is this possible?

the apple ate a chuck norris apple! :o (appleception)