Kredos a dit :

I found it funny that chickens have lives

:(
I had a pet chicken before.
She was the best friend I could ever had.
\\wails and cries about your insensitivity.

i love this thread.

What do you call a alligator wearing a vest

An investigator

Yo mama so ugly hello kitty said goodbye


lol shiny linked some yo mama jokes and I thought this was a good one (not my yo mama joke k)

Bengalstar a dit :

Yo mama so ugly hello kitty said goodbye


lol shiny linked some yo mama jokes and I thought this was a good one (not my yo mama joke k)

that actually made me laugh

'Joke corner'

The cornyness of this title is funny enough

Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, she's already WORLD WIDE!!!!!!!!!!!11 hahahahahahahalol im so clever! =D

Darth Vader: Luke, I am your step father
Luke: NOOO- Wait, then who is my real father?
Darth Vader: Obi wan kenobi.
Luke: Hm.

Yo mamma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Yo mama so fat, Oompa loompas thought she ate the Three course meal gum!

When someone says my humor is unique...

stop peeing in my flower bed or URINE trouble

hahah

my life

I'm funnier than u all so plz stop trying to be me just becuz I'm a jokester thnx guys

Hilary Clinton and Donald Trump are on a sinking boat. Who survives?

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they would fly over the bay, they'd be bagels

I'll say a pun instead:
Friend: Want some donuts?
Me: sure but... What are donuts? I DONUT know....
Friend. *claps and laughs sarcastically*

Here's a terrible one for ya.

What did the dog say to the flea?
You bug me!

I'd like to share a halarious super joke.


I call it "Average Chatting In Transformice"

dumbstupidthingsorryifthisISoffemdingButimsosorry: o3o
Angelvintage: shut down (YOUR COMPUTER)

OH! OH!

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.

You threw sodium chloride at me!
That's assault!