Play my Ocarina all day long

look at link's hair.

Live in Hyrule and stay FAR AWAY fom the Happy Mask Salesman and if he doesen't stay away then restraining order, son!

party with the zoras and tingle

Eat Links rupees and hang out with Skull Kid all day.

play with skull kid

and destroy houses for free rupees

Steal rupees

i would just watch the sun rise chill on a hill or somethin XD

Try to kill the chickens while they try to kill me.

Oh. not forgetting destroying houses for free rupees.

I'd go to the water temple and kill things with a sword :P

Ride Epona buck naked with my cross bow :D

seduce Link and touch his hair

Maxixc a dit :

Probably I would fuck Midna.

marioa

I'd cut all the grass.
I'M RICH!

steal all the rupies or rubys idk and ill say U MAD BRO?

Steal Link's sword and kill Zelda.

Seriod a dit :

Steal Link's sword and kill Zelda.

yus yus yus yus
no seriously
i will get all the rupies and throw them everywhere
OBEY ME IM THE KIND ONE LOLOLO

I'd go to Lowrule to live there with Princess Hilda

Hm... Probblaly kiss Ghirahim <3

<3 <3 <3 <3 Ghiraxzelda <3 <3 <3 <3

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If I was IN Zelda she'd be dead.
Because I'm "inside" her lungs right now.

But in the game I'd probably just go around wacking things with my sword.