Nope.
i will kiss TPBM if the person is Laddee

Ur laddee... dont love urself

I would kiss TPBM if they hate advertisements

I hate advertisements. I think you are a boy. Stand back.

I would kiss TPBM if ... Nothing. Just dont be a male *mehehe*

I'm a guy

I would kiss TPBM if they really wanted me to

Yes, I do<3

I'd kiss the person below me if they were Link :^)

Neah.
I would kiss the person below me if they weren't there.

But I am here :O
I would kiss TPBM if they managed to make this really epic song I found come out >.<

I make the most crappiest songs ever! trust me I never trained doing music.

I would kiss TPBM if he/she liked everything in the whole entire universe (i know you won't)

Exacly. I hate everything, that's the complete opposite, does it count?
I would kiss TPBM if TPBM kissed me first.

id date the person tpbm if i loved them and they loved me :3

......too deep bro.

i would kiss TPBM if they a boy and they want it.

1] *not a boy*
2] *doesn't want*

I would kiss the person below me if they could find my irl picture in the CFM thread.

I'm too lazy nor do I have a reason to find it

I would kiss TPBM if they gave me a fair reason for me to

You are dumb

I would kiss TPBM if he/she never used me

I used you. So You'll never get to kiss me

I would kiss TPBM if she/he likes me.

Except I've never met you o_o

I would kiss TPBM if they made summer hurry up and come >.<

im too lazy :I

i would kiss tpbm if they were alive o-o

*Becomes an undead* C:

I would kiss TPBM if they wore pink D:< (REAL MEN WEAR PINK!)

i hate pink.

i would kiss TPBM if they are a boy.

Excuse me while I buy a crossdress set...

I would kiss TPBM if they could make a creative sentence