Because I love kittens!

Dude! Why is there a cheese under the bed?!

Because it went moldy.

DUDE! WHY IS THERE A SOCK FULL OF SLUGS UNDER THE BED?! ;_;

It used to just be a sock.

Dude! Why is there a human heart under the bed!?

Its used for scientific reasearch.
Dude! Why is there a dead body and a gun under the bed?

cuz..... who dun it? U DUN IT! DUN DUN DUNNNNNN

dude! y is my pet dragon under my bed? he has his own!

Supastarx a dit :

Its used for scientific reasearch.
Dude! Why is there a dead body and a gun under the bed?

It was a person who was tired of his/her life and killed her self! =n=

Dude! Why is there a plant under my bed?

Its rotting from no sunlight.

Dude! Why is there a person under the bed?

Oh, hi there!

Dude! Why is there a car under the bed!?

because i parked it there
Dude!Why is there a dog under the bed?

Because I killed it and hid it's body under the bed...

Dude! Why is there a slenderman under the bed? o.o

Because I wanted to give you a Jump scare!!

Dude! Why is there a monster under the bed? P.P

Just ignore him!

Dude! Why is there a stripper under the bed!?

The stripper will keep out the monsters trying to intrude my room!

Dude! Why is there an duck onder your bed?!

Everybody gots a duck under their bed...

Dude! Why is there a cookie under your bed?

The cookie is my best friend don't touch it! D:

Dude! Why is there a carrot under your bed?

Sssh... my mom thought i ate it!

Dude! Why is there dust under your bed?

I didn't vaccum underneath it yet. -_-

Dude, why is there a toy Dora under the bed?

i hate dora sowhy would i put a dora toy under my bed?

dude why is there a pair of wings under your bed?

I took them off.

Dude, why is there a pair of goggles under the bed?

i took the goggles off and pput them under my bed by mistake

dude why is there a baby under your bed?