Duck and run. :P

You get stuck in the Arctic with no clothes and no humans around. What do you do?

Suffer extreme hypothermia, or go find polarbears and kill them, gathering their fur, and then slinging their fur onto my back.

You log into Minecraft. You find yourself incased in a bedrock room, and the only light source is from a candle in the corner on your right. Suddenly, witches spawn, and they start attacking you. How you escape? (You enabled no cheats, by the way.)

Log out of Minecraft.

You're in a burnt forest with snakes around you, everywhere. It's in the middle of the island, and there is no rescue. The fire is getting wilder, and your bag got burnt. You're alone. What shall you do?

Fly away. :)
Floating on a log in the middle of the ocean in the South Pole. You don't speak penguin or polar bear and you have 5 minutes before you die.

you Poop off the boat

you see a bear that poops until you die.

shove tissue in the bears but.

your about to be eating by a shark

give it some fish and it will go away then ounch it in the gills.

You see your little sister flying and your eyeballs fall out

eat your eyeballs

you get wings but you fall out of the sky

I land on your avatar, not to worry. :D

You see a person calling another person noob, and your eyes start bleeding.

I wipe the blood away and shoot it at the person calling the other a noob.
By the way, my blood is acid o-o

You get hit by an onslaught of cotton candy clouds and get buried alive.

I eat it :D

Herobrine, Slenderman, Smile Dog and Jeff the Killer appear right next to you.

I grab them and pull them towards me and say, "You're my best friends!"
FUN FACT: Happy words cause Creepypasta deaths >:D

I set fire to the rain and it rains all over you :p

Simple, I just wear a fireproof suit before it even hits me.

(Nice funfact. I do kinda like to read some of them)


I flood the world with acid and monsters (acid-proof monsters hehe)

The monsters drown.

You find yourself sinking in lava.

I'm the god of chaos. I just poof out xD

You find yourself drowing and surrounded by jellyfish that keep stinging you.

im like a clown fish doesnt hurt me

your falling in lava that had jellyfish that sting you and it pulls you down

Number one, jellyfish can't survive in lava.

Number two, you can't FALL in lava. You can fall INTO lava, though.

Anyways, I'd switch to creative mode and fly out (LIKE A BOSS)

You get trapped in a room filled with cats and dogs infested with rabies.

I summon the TARDIS with its key, then get out of there.

You're falling out of the sky, and your parachute doesn't work.

i grow magical wings

your fat and the fat guy strangler tries to strangle you

He bounces off me and flies into neverland.

A group of 10 genius zombies are trying to eat u.