free


i call you a bunny

Trap.
I steal your money.

Trap

Dr. Fetus hates you

free?

i ate your bacon XD

TRAP >:O

i kick ur ass light as a feather ;|

free

i hacked ur laptop and crashed it

trap


i killed ur brother

No brothers or sisters in my family. Either way, free.
I steal your first.

free, what first, i never had it


I call you a porn star

TOOOOO YOOOOOOOUNNNNNNG trap :3

I crash into your house and throw cookies everywhere

free

i eat your cookies and cage you and throw you into lava :3

free -flies away with wings-

I take the cage and replace it with gold, iron, and diamonds and seal it into caption so you cant breath and put fire-proof cobblestone around it with no air holes, then take a tonka truck and dump you into water which leaks through the holes into the cobblestone and cage which drounds you. :3

*goes to creative mode and breaks everything*

I trap you in the end

what???? trap bc no sentence.

I give you a cute poisonous snake

well if its cute, i deffinetely will take it, Free
as long as it doesnt bite me, if it does im going to give it back in a day or two after i eat my ceriel

The cute snake bit me, i offer it to you

Free c:

I destroyed all your favorite things.

Trap

I ate your burgers

Trap

I ate ur Pizza

FRee

I drop thoudsands of pet dogs/kitties.

TRAPPED FOR LIFE

I licked your face