Catch you with my pokeball and keep you. <:

What if i was a murderer?

If you were a murderer I'd be the person shootinq you in the head. Savinq the victims.
Thouqh I also think you have a weird obsession with murderers.. such as whoever Jefff is.. I'd seek mental help if I were you before this turns into more.. of a "real life roleplay" with you.

Pentacharm a dit :

If you were a murderer I'd be the person shootinq you in the head. Savinq the victims.
Thouqh I also think you have a weird obsession with murderers.. such as whoever Jefff is.. I'd seek mental help if I were you before this turns into more.. of a "real life roleplay" with you.

ignoring

Fabillia a dit :

Catch you with my pokeball and keep you. &lt;:

What if i was a murderer?

i would murder you first

what if i was a robber

i would maul you until you died.

what if i was a unicorn?

I would tell you to help me defeat google+.
What if I were nyan cat?

i would stab you in the pop tart with my unihorn.

what if i were not human?

Shadowpeltzz a dit :

i would stab you in the pop tart with my unihorn.

what if i were not human?

I'd take you to the scientists to perform tests on you for humanity's sake.


What if I was your long-lost relative?

vv what what why would I even--

i would not kiss you. *gags*

what if i was a sausage?

you're gonna be eated.

what if i was a penguin?

you would forever wank for the ice king. and finn/jake would never be able to help you.

what if i were the flame princess?

I would be Water Princess and kill you >:D!

What if I were thin air?

Then I would suck you up!
What if I were you?

You would make school BLOW UP :D

What if i was a unicorn?

I'd take you to a MLP Con thing that ehh... I'm not a brony.
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What if I was a Wooden Mobius Triangle Model?

I'd say illuminati confirmed.

What if i was a potato?

im gonna make u as a mash potato and eat u


what if i became Jirachi the wish pokemon?

I would non-exist you... just so disappointed on mini-feminine-like-pokémon...
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What if I became Sensodyne (R) Repair & Protect toothpaste?

I'd shove you into a kid's set of teeth that desperately needs to be repaired/cleaned. Common sense, isn't it?

What if I was a sketchpad that contains endless but ridiculously old papers?

I'd burn you along with all my other junk, :)

What if I became a giant pink pillow?

I would become a princess and sleep on u ;o

What would you become if I were a chew toy?