im arngry


dad why are you licking my facee?

because you taste like candy

Dad why r u licking my toes?

I'm preparing you for ten shots that'll numb you, then cut off your toes.

Dad, why are you celebrating my birthday? It already passed.

because ur awesome and u deserve a second celebration

dad why are you keeping a shark as a pet? you know sharks can kill us rihgt?

No, daughter- this is a lemon shark. It is perfectly harmless. (I think)

Dad, why are you presenting me a knife?

i want you to be a hunter when u grow up

dad why do you want me to eat poisonis bugs?

Because I want you to die >:3

Dad, why are you using a lipstick? (lol)

because i wish that i was a lady


dad do you look like a cat?

Because I was a cat in the life before this, daughter.

Dad, why are you a girl?

Because I'm your mum! >:I

Dad, y r u sleeping in the bath?

Because sleeping in the bed is overrated.

Dad, why are u talking liek dis

'Cuz I can, daughter.

Dad, why are you tired?

Because I just ran 500 kilometers straight. (Diz nightmare...)

Dad, why are you brushing your teeth with an orange?

Uhm, it's tasty! :D

Dad, why are you eating mai lollipop? =--=

Cause Kagamine Rin is best Vocaloid.


Dad, why are you using the banana phone?

ACK I JUST GOT NINJAD
-_-

Because I just ninja'd you and ninjas always use the banana phone :3

Dad, why are you sick? :c

Because you're here. NOW GET OUT! -sniff-

Dad, why are you happy?

Because i just launched my atomic bomb.

Dad, why are you eating Fallingspear, Roosi, Kathiehuand and Kittycattfm?

Are you saying that I ate myself?

Dad, why did you sleep in a cake?

Cuz I luv cake <3

Dad, y did u eat mah shoes? >:I