No... -takes headphones off-

Are you sure you didn't kill my cat? :c

I did >:D i made hat of it >:D

Are you sure you cant read? .-.

No, I was wearing an eyepatch, with needles on it.

Are you sure you didn't make this thread?

No

Are you sure you didnt piss in my alley?

No, it was my sis. -points at sister-

Are you sure you didn't ruin the world's greatest party ever?

No, That was my friend -looks at friend-

are you sure you didn't break the door to my house?

R U sure u didnt try to be like james bond

No that was me falling off a building so that the doctor could land the TARDIS in a such a way to catch me.
R U SURE u didnt father my dog?

no that was my...uh...my immature friend ._. -points at friend awkwardly-


Are you sure you did'nt steal my house?

Yes, i saw your neighbor steal it. -cicks a button on remote and turns the house behind me invisible- heh heh, see? not near me or anything.... ^^;
are you sure you didn't just see your mom have sex with a palm tree?

Noo...You are mistakin..that was an alpine tree..DUH

ARe you sure you didnt rob the bank??-Everything turns gray- -puts on sherlock holmes costume-

-hides the money- No...I didn't...

Are you sure you didn't want me to cut your arm off?

Yes, im sure, but my brother asked you to cut off his arm, not mine.

Are you sure you didnt lick my car covered in bugs?

No, That was your dog.

Are you sure you arent a murderer? o:>

Nope. I am one ;3

Are you sure I didn't kiss you?

no...you wouldnt kiss my avatar would you?

Are you sure you didnt poop on my head? it smells bad...

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Negative, this poo looks like a pigeon's. Yep.
Are you sure you didn't eat my peanut?

no i'm not sure.
are you sure you didn't puke all over my kitten?

no my friend did it -points at friend and yells "WHY DID YOU PUKE OTHER HER KITTEN?!" are you sure you didn't snog meh?

no i'm totally sure.
are you sure you didn't steal my money and steal with my friends?