Berrybutt a dit :

I was eating tomato soup with a friend and he told a joke and I laughed, thus, the soup just sprayed out of my mouth all over him.

Makes me remember the time whenever someone drinks water in our classroom my classmates would try to make the person laugh while drinking

on the lunch line guess i was haveing a converastion about sauce or some random crap then when the lunch lady ask what i wanted i said SAUCE but so casualy

That i was ever born.

Bunnyswagx a dit :

Mine is (well it's not me) but my dad put hersheys syrup on pancakes. LOL.

^
Lol
Hmm, probebly when I tried a cat treat, but I liked it, actualy! X3

Eating a leaf.. Derp.

Uhm, probably eating cat food. I'm sorry.
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This isn't mine but I thought it was hilarious.
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In the lunch line, one of my friends was getting her lunch, and when the lunch lady was done giving it to her she said "I love you" instead of thank you.

Calling myself a "Genius"

accidentally (or however u spell it) calling my teachers mommy/mom or daddy/dad

and telling my (old) best friend my crush in like 1st grade on the playground and she started running towards him saying shes gonna tell him so jumped on her, but since she was like yelling ''_____, ____'S GOT A CRUSH ON YOU!!'' im pretty sure he heard it

i had on tight pants and i couldnt get them off so i peed my pants in the bathroom

I pretended I was a horse and literally ate grass.

...How stupid can one get?

Had "fuck" tattooed onto my lower back.

Fergivicious a dit :

Had "fuck" tattooed onto my lower back.

Ohhh damn

Kittyepress a dit :

That i was ever born.

Don't say that, your life is worth a thousand things to your family and it can never be replaced by anything, alrighto?

Immagetcheez a dit :

Ohhh damn

Right? Not the smartest move. Plus, it looks terrible. My friend did it.

Fergivicious a dit :

Right? Not the smartest move. Plus, it looks terrible. My friend did it.

Man, as long as it's small removal shouldn't be TOO bad, although hell that would make me depressed haha

Immagetcheez a dit :

Man, as long as it's small removal shouldn't be TOO bad, although hell that would make me depressed haha

I'd rather not get a laser tattoo removal; I'm a crybaby. Haha, my parents have yet to find out, even though it's been like, a little more than a year? I'll probably just get it covered with something else.

Taking a toast from the toaster with oven mittens

I was riding my bike with my brother at the park when he started distracting me, he suddenly shouted right before I got knocked off by bike. Turns out I rode into a sign while I wasn't looking.

making the worst pick up line
"Did you come from the depths of hell? 'Cause you look hawt"

Lol^

My worst is listening to my friend
and stealing my other friends
Pencil and dropping it on the floor
at school ;-;

My worst thing is meeting this game and on fourms people get on my nerves and pretend not to notice

Remembering all the stupid things i did