im fishin duh?

why is there a pig in mah room

Because it came when you came in with your dirty shoes and now the ground is all muddy in your room so the piggeh came.


Why is there a pony in my room?I want to murder it >:O.

because it wants to kill you

Why is there a hooker in my room


i done know done report me just saying :P xD

because you payed her.. XD

why is there the grudge girl in my room?

a wa idk but get it out


Why is there a One hundred Mocking jays in my room? (AHH)

Because they want to mock you!

Why are there billions of chiken nuggets in my room?!

Because u went to mcdonalds

Why is there a justin beeber poster in my room?!

because i cursed you

why is there a tv in my room?

So you can watch tv!

Why is there a Parrot in my room *makes sure cat not nearby*

"Polly wants a motherf*cking cracker" POLLY NO!!!

Why is there a jeff da killer in my room (he just stares O_O)

because hes stupid and overrated

why is an asshole in my room

wait theres only one person in my room

and thats you D:

Why is there a chickem in my room

because it wants revenge


why is there a dramatic talking toilet in my room

IDEK o.O YOU CAN KEEP IT *runs off*

Why is there a bunch of eggs in my room O.o

MOOOM! Stop putting quail eggs in this fricking room! D:<

Why is there a giant mouse in my room?!

because someone hacked

why is there a panpour in my room (silly amazon i said pansear)

Bc..... My dog. *gets newspaper and whaps her in the butt*
Why is there a huge TIGER in my room?!

because it was my brothers tiger and he died so he gave me his tiger

why is there a newborn baby in my room?

The neighbor did not make it the doc in time!

why is there a arrow in my room? o.o

Because you're secretly in a computer...
Which is in a computer...
Which is in ANOTHER computer...
You know what? I'm gonna stop there.

Why is there a ravioli in my room?