Escape the escapists

How can you survive thunderclouds?

Hide underground.
How can you survive the night?

Stay inside with a knife.

How can you survive Doctor Who?

BE the Doctor

How can you survive the 9/11 if you were in it?

Not be in it

How can you survive the impossible?

^
survive the impposible

How do you survive an accident?

Leave

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How can you survive the raper?

um PUNCH HIM IN THE BALLS 10 TIMES AND TIE HIM UP THERE HE CAN;T RAPE ANY MORE :D
*calls the police!*
How can you survive the Bermuda Triangle *googles it*

Don't go into the Bermuda Triangle

How do you survive icicles?

torch the frucker down, like Pyro. How do you survive life?

Life is life, survive it like mlg m8.

How do you survive overratedness?

Overrating it.

How do you survive Walter White?

You paint him yellow :D

How do you survive Justin Beiber?

Suicide

How do you survive animal jam?

Destroy The servers for it
how do you survive being trapped in a goose costume?

grab a pocket knife and cut it open


How do you survive 1,234 nukes?

Win the game 60 seconds 1234 times

How do ya survive me?

Let it hot,let it hot.
Fire's there to get the shampoo!

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How do you survive Bertha the Toilet?

break it.
how do u survive a tiger