The ant fell through the gaps of the nest dum dum.
I drop a cookie in front of it.

It calls it's friends to eat.

I burn it with a flamethrower.

It eats the fire your flamethrower causes.

I summon a rune to squish it.

The rune spazzes out and flies away from the ant.

I summon chocolate rain. I hear ants haaaate it >:3

THIS ant loves chocolate rain and feeds on the yummy rain.

I summon a cyclops to stomp on the ant :)

The ant is FLASH and it runs to safe before the cyclops steps. Then, it digs a hole and goes in it less then 0.01s)

I lock it in a full-metal room, which cannot be penerated.
Them, the room gets smaller smaller smaller and destroys the ant. Even though the ant is flash(like I said above), the rooms smashed the ant FASTER THAN THE ANT!

It turns out the ant you trapped was the real one's brother's cousin's roomate's nephew...or something like that. The real ant ran away as fast as it could.

I get into my car and drive after it at full speed. I try to run it over.

It runs away as fast as a cheetah

I make lightning hit the ant.

The ant is wearing a lightning proof suit and can't be shocked. It keeps running.

I grab a sledgehammer and try to smash it.

your sledgehammer is made of ants

I throw ninja star

And you missed.

I throw the ant in a bottle, then throw the bottle into a black hole.

You miss.
I make god kill all of the ants.

God doesn't exist, so all the ants survive.

I feed the ant to an anteater.

The anteater Chockes On one of the ants XD

I use bug spray

Chokes*

Ant ant is a ninja, it survived.

I call millions of ant eaters to kill just one ant xD

the ant is a raisin

i stomp the ant

It bites your whole leg off.

I cut it to half with a knife.

breaks knife

i feed it to a zombie

Roosi a dit :

Chokes*

Sank you, I didnt see the typo ; w ;

The zombie Leaves the ant and starts to chase you

I burn it

It runs into water.

I make it drown in water.


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Yay, 100th post! :D