oh this is sad
i didnt know this was a fad
if you excuse me i need a cab
cause now i gotta go pick a scab

To the beat y'all, break your windshield, your Jeep stall
These gangsta niggas'll teach yo ass how to ball
I'm suprised they didn't pull this brother over for his speed
They wanna date, you'll recieve they bleed just like I bleed

well, this is getting fun now!
i hope you all are having fun, cause i'm about to show you how
i guess i'm still not the best rapper, but sure thing,
i'm gonna show you how the bells ring
now, get ready to sing 'cause i'm about to glow
now this place is gonna blow

See I don't mess around with no snake
So come on shorty stop bein' so fake
Yo, I'mma call it like I see it
Holdin' the fifth, don't mean sh*t 'less you hit

Sunflowrcake a dit :

oh this is sad
i didnt know this was a fad
if you excuse me i need a cab
cause now i gotta go pick a scab

HA GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Pinkpowers a dit :

HA GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Love that gif- anyways, WATCH ME FAIL :D
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Even though you may have the cake
That cake is a f*cking lie, it's fake
Next thing you know you're in a trap
Stuck in there to hear me say this sh*tty rap
I don't even know why I put a Portal reference in here
But since this rap is so horrid you'll be shedding a tear
I never knew that rapping was my greatest fear
But now I know, and since you're still here...
Want to hear another pointless f*cking rap
Or do you want to be free from this crap?

Oh, too late
You've chosen your fate
Now you're scarred because of me
Now you wish you could be free
Free from these iron bars that are blocking your way
But you can easily escape, just stop reading- good day.
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Oh wow, that actually came out good... (my opinion)

if you had, one shot, or one opportunity... to seise everything you ever wanted, in just one moment.. would u capture it? or just let it slip, yo. his knees weak arms are heavy, hes got vomit on his sweater already. moms spaghetti. hes nevrous, but on the inside he looks calm and ready, ready to drop bombs, what he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud, he opens his mouth but the words wont come out, HES JOKING NOW, EVERYBODYS JOKING NOW, THE CLOCKS RUN UP, TIMES UP OVER BLAOW. Snap back to reality, OH, there goes gravity.

This gonna be so hard
Er......This is the story of the cat in the hat.
The cat sat on the bat that flew up and fell on the mat.
I sat on the mat.
P.S. my name is Pat.

Wow rap battle over, THANKS. ^

Splashmisty a dit :

This gonna be so hard
Er......This is the story of the cat in the hat.
The cat sat on the bat that flew up and fell on the mat.
I sat on the mat.
P.S. my name is Pat.

I'm a rat wearing a hat
I'm a big brat
and I'm very faT