I ran away from a pedo because you remind me of spiders???

I acted like a 2 year year old in front of steak because I honsetly have rabies
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I bought a very important person because you remind me of spiders.

sorta makes sense

I shot Taylor Swift because I love your hair

I surrended to my salmon because I'm so cool.

I surrended to the rainbow because we tried.

I sat on my salmon because im a beli-
F*CK NO
WHITE WHITE
IT HAS WHITE POLKA DOTS
I sat on my salmon because you reminded me of spide
nope
nope
nope

I threw grapes at my life because weried.

Fabay a dit :

I shot Taylor Swift because I love your hair

YOU...SHOT...TAYLOR....SWIFT!?!? :O
heheh, just being stupid.

Me at school:i threw grapes at your mum because im a beli- okay im not saying it and you
remind me of spiders.

umm no.

i shot Taylor Swift cause you threw up on my car.

Makes sense

I ate a very important person because there was someone TALKING.

Seems legit

I ran away from a very important person because I honestly have rabies.

Ok.

I burned my cookies for Taylor Swift because you remind me of spiders.

I ate Russia because fibs are cute.
SEEMS LEGIT.

I sat on a very important person because we tried.

I acted like a two year old infront of a very important person because I honestly have rabies.

I loved your mom because we tried.