No, because Pusheen is too cute for you.

Can I be a hacker?

No, hackers are for slackers. Be happy who you are :)

Can I be a Derp?

No you can't, only Herps allowed.

Can I be an alchemist?

No, i tossed you in kindergarden.


Can i be a dead cat

No, Only dead beta mice

Can I be a Missingno?

No, he'll give you nightmares. *Pat pat*

Can I be a pony? *Makes this pony face http://mylittlefacewhen.com/f/4670*

sure! unicorn or pegasus?

can i be your worst nightmare? :3

Pegasus! And of course you can, for making my dreams come true, I can atleast grant you that.

Can I be a good flyer?

No, always one AA Turret will shoot you down.

Can I be a murderer?

No, i murdered you.


Can i be un-mental

No, your hilarious.


Can I eat your pie? :D

no, but i dont like pie

Can I have A A?

Wingedmousie a dit :

No, i murdered you.


Can i be un-mental

no u are crazy

Can i be Jane The Killer?

Yes, to protect me from Jeff the killer.

Can I be a Mouse?

Sure
Can i be Nightmare moon?

Yes

Can I be May?

May from Pokemon Ruby, Sapphire and Emerald

Sure, but catch a good Pokemon for me :p

Can I be a potato?

No cuz i hate Potatoes ;_;
Can I be Albert Einstein?

No, because you need to know what e=mc2 is :p

Can I be Slenderman?

no because he freaks me out

can i be a pegasus