Use it to play transformice all day. C:

There's Scourge in my basement! What should I do?!

I don't know, google it up.

THERE'S A BITCH IN MY BASEMENT!! WHAT SHOULD I DO?!?

OH NO! (Thinks) Slap her in the face to make her look sexy

Theres a golden apple in my basement!!! WHAT SHOULD I DO??

I think we should pick it up and loot it because: 'Minecraft'.

Wait... There's an edible mushroom with a plate below the mushroom in my basement! What should I do?

EAT THE MUSHROOM AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

Theres a flying bottle of juice in my basement! What should I do???

get a gun and shoot it

theres a mouse in my basement what do i do?

keep it and give it some headphones (like your avatar mouse)

Help! theres a Eagle in sunglasses in my basement what do i do????

Catch it and leave him fly in florida so he looks more cool.

Theres homework in my basement what should i do ?????

BURN IT ALL

Theres milk in my basement, what should I do?

DRINKS IT ALL

Theres chocolate in my basement, what should I do? ;)

MELT IT AND MAKE CHOCOLATE MILK

Theres cats in my basement, what should I do

THROW THEM AT SORIN

Theres water overflowing my basement, what shoul I do .o.

drink them alllll

Theres diamonds in my basement, what should I do??

Give them to DiamondSwordDS XD

Theres a xinaug in my basement, what should i do? XD

HELP THERES A BITCH IN MY BASEMENT WHAT SHOULD I DO?
have sex with her ( if ur a boy )
or punch her in the face XD

^ Um seriously, why are you saying sexual content in the first place? That's just really weird, and creepy.

Punch her in the face and call the police.

Help, there's a Smile Dog in my basement! What should I do?!

get a hammer and hit him in the head

theres a princess luna in my basement what should i do?

turn into princess celestia and send her to the moon.

help theres a zalgy cake in my basement what do i do?!

have me eat it

i have lol cats in my basement

Eat them.

Help I have flying sharks who were once dead but were granted life for no apparent reason but kept the wings they got from heaven and decended onto earth eateing people by flying after the and biting their head off until the people captured the sharks and let them drown because they couldn't get to water so they went to heaven again but couldn't come down so they ate any people who died and went to heave but got full and threw up and got kicked out onto earth again but ate fish instead until they died and their spirits went nowhere in my basement!