-infinity/10 is that even a joke?
So, there were 3 guys that could only say one thing. guy 3 could only say: Paint in cans paint in cans. Guy 2 could only say: i gotta new bracelet! i gotta new bracelet! guy 1 could only say : were goin on a feild trip! were going on a feild trip! Theguys spraypainted the polices couse. Police: How did u do this? Guy 3: paint in cans paint in cans. The police handcuffed guy 2. Guy 2: i gotta new bracelet! i gotta new bracelet! the 3 guys got arrested. Guuy 1: were going on a feild trip! were going on a feild trip! THE END.

OH LOL

whats a fish that fixes cars?

A TUNE-UP FISH XD

2/10

man wakes up from an opration in a hospital and the doctor says
"i have good news and bad news witch would u like to hear?"
the man says
"give me the bad news"
the doctor says
"we had to chop off both of your feet"
the man says
"and the good news"
the doctor says
"that geezer in that bed wants to by your slippers"

..0/10.


Someone once told me friendship is magic.You can't turn people into frogs with friendship!

0/10

So me and my bestie irl had a sleepover at age 7 and this was our convo

Catharine (me): Serenity...
Serenity: Yes??
Catharine: Why are u staring at the orange?
Serenity: cuz on orange juice, it says "made from concentrate" so im staring at this orange and i might make orange juice!

7.5/10


Me: *calls 911* Help my friend is dead!
Operatrer: Okay, You need to calm down ma'm.
Me: But he's dead!
Operarter: First make sure he's dead
Me: *shoots friend * Okay he's dead now what?

7.5/10?

What did the nutella say to the acorn?

Hey-zelnut!

4/10

What's 9+10? 21!

7/10

I was half-expecting that but eh, good joke

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Dan : Phil you're drunk
Phile : I swear to drunk im not god

5/10

poop.

-1/10

Whats the good thing about Vader? Slayer!

4/10

''Knock knock''
''Who's there''
''Ya''
''Ya who?''
''No, Google.''

3/10

Whisk heard u
Whiskers

0/10

ur mother

-5,000,000,000/10

What do grandparents say when they go to the bathroom?
Ur In Old