because then you would be left with a mouth, and when you cant eat your mouth you didnt eat yourself.

why cant i eat the person above me?

cuz im too chewy and fat

why cant i eat my laptop

because its too hard

why cant i eat this candy :c

cause your mom said you could not right now

Why can't i eat my cookie >:(

because you already six brownies, three cupcakes, and 23 marshmallows. do you wanna get fat????


why cant i eat my teacher

Because she will give you a F

Why cant I eat a Momo? D:

Because I ate it.

Why can't I eat the fourms?

beacause u would suck and die from me and cats O3O


Whuy can't i eat CHU? NOM NOM

Cuz I'm too special to be eaten~

Why can't I eat dem chicken pot pies in mah avatar pic?

Because someone secretly ate it already.

Why cant i eat my alarm clock?

BECAUSE I BOUGHT IT AND I AINT WASTIN MEH MONEY ON YOU WHEN YOU JUST EAT IT!!!


Why can't I eat an apple... .-.

Because the docters won't stay away


why can't i eat my feather from my wing? *feather falls out* that feather why can't i eat it?

cause it looks like a pillow and pillows taste bad (really o-o i randomly tasted one o-o before....)


why cant i eat this ice cream :c

Because it's your avatar and if you ate it, you would no longer have an avatar :P

Why can/t I eat some skittles?

cuz they are sold out!

Why cant i eat YOU?

Because I'm not tasty!

Why can't I eat my pet chickens??!?!?

Because they've got feather on them , and you might die to food-poison!

Why can't I eat mah Cheeeeeeeseeeweeeeee?

because i dont know what it is and it might be dangerous

why can't i eat berries from pokemon?

Because they can be very spicy!


Why can't I eat chocolate bar?

For you are thy' heavily weighted and shall not eat anymore chocolate.

Why can't I eat my ambrosia?