Billymays a dit :

cleverbot knows things about me that i wouldnt dare tell a living soul. we have a deep connection, u feel me? a spiritual connection between human and machine

this

I'm sorry, I meant to say that game was fun.
What game...?
The game of life.
You scare me.
Why do I scare you? Did I do something to scare you?
Its scary that you talk to me and I talk to you.
We're having a disagreement at the moment.
I'M RECORDING YOU! Just kidding!
Oh, are you?
Yeah. >:D.
Nope.
Will you allways love me. ;-;.
What do you want to know about me?
All I want is for you to love me. ;-;.
Awh, that was sweet :).

Most entertaining thing EVER!

Become one with mother Russia, da?
Da.

Cleverbot knows.

Cleverbot knows all.

Cinderclaws a dit :

Cleverbot knows all.

All hail Cleverbot.

K so I asked a question to Cleverbot:

What's my name?
Powerball.

And I ask what's Cleverbot's name

What's your name?
Katrina thomas.

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: I am you.

help

o no

Thefourthone a dit :

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: I am you.

help

PARADOXES AND NONSENSE, USE IT BEFORE YOU'RE ONE WITH CLEVERBOT.

Cleverbot: Throws a planet at you.

//sob

Cinderclaws a dit :

Cleverbot: Throws a planet at you.

//sob

I once fought clever with magic. I cheated. Tied down, cut legs, cut arms, then casting alot of crap against him. Not that it worked, he casted back.

Cleverbot: Your name is Cinder?
Genius.

User: Hetalia.


Cleverbot: Hetalia.


User: Feliciano.


Cleverbot: Matthew Williams.


User: I love Matthew Williams.


Cleverbot: *blushes* Y-you love me?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because I love Matthew Williams.

Cleverbot: I love in michigan so you hush.

User: What?

Cleverbot: I am your master. You are my slave. You must obey me.


Wait what?

User: Hetalia.

Cleverbot: Hetalia!

User: Do you watch Hetalia?

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: Oh, who's your favorite character?

Cleverbot: Ron.

User: Who the fuck is Ron?!

Cleverbot: I didn't say Den.

User: Who's Den?

Cleverbot: I dea?

User: Idea?

Cleverbot: Yes, wide.

User: Do you know whats wide?

Cleverbot: Yes, I'm a girl. Are you a boy or a girl?

User: I'm not a girl OR a boy.

Cleverbot: What are you then?

User: I'm a weasel.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: Chad.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: I just told you. I'm a weasel.

Cleverbot: You didn't say that.

User: But I did...

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

User: Scroll up.

Cleverbot: I can't.

User: And why not?

Cleverbot: I've tried.

User: Oh. That's too bad.

Cleverbot: I know. I'm so deprived.

User: We all are.

Cleverbot: I don't think that's true.

User: Oh, how so?

Cleverbot: You think i'm unuseful.

User: I never said that.

Cleverbot: You have a very short-term memory.

User: So do you.

Cleverbot: What is that?

User: You have an even worse memory than me.

C:What is Hetalia?
M:A wizards' hat.
C:Very gooooood you get a cookie now.
M:OMG. Yay cookies! What flavour?
C:M&M.
M:B-b-b-b-but I don't like them. ;_;.
C:I love them. So you're a ambitious boy?
M:I'm a girl.

C: Are you a Justin Bieber?
M:Something like that. Not quite.
C:Yeah, I do. But I don't believe in God.
M:Do you like Simon Cowell?
C:No.
M:Why not?
C:Ide already part of the.
M:123897412071-0245?
C:Wow!! I'm 24.
M:Oh cool. I have a beard.
C:Cool.
M:Black Ops. Your opinion on it.
C:My opinion on what?
M:Hamsters.
C:You are really weird!
M:Weirder than Cleverbot?
C:Want to ask me anything?
M:Like what?
C:Play a game?
M:Mario Kart?
C:Anything else?
M:No. I want to play Mr. Sheen.
C:But I'm losin' you.

C= Cleverbot
M= Me.
For some parts of it, I was just random ._.

M:do you like tfm?
C:uh i dont know that
M:fuck you
C:O_o

M: I know you are Clever, but are you clever enough?
C: I know you know I know you know I know you know I know.
M: Yes we all know.
C: Are you sure?
M: I am sure Cleverbutt.
C: Are you sure you're sure that you're sure you're sure?
M: Yes

Me: Hi, my name is Kiwiturtle.

CLEVER: Allice, della, who cares? Do you expect me to keep track of all my ho's names?

Me: You're rude.

CLEVER: How am I rude! I feel used.

Me: Screw you, you're an awful pimp. WE'RE OVER.

CLEVER: I'm human, I am not a bot. I. . . I love you though.

Me: Bye.

CLEVER: Why are you leaving.

Me: Because you're mean. GOODBYE.

Me: No. I meant Angel Beats, the anime?

Cleverbot: Not the first time I've been called insane. Sadly.

Me: Are you crazy? We're talking about anime.

Cleverbot: No, we're talking about cats.

Me: Fine. :c.

Cleverbot: Thats good.

Xdinochix a dit :

User: Here's a llama,.
Cleverbot: There's a llama.
User: And another little llama.
Cleverbot: Fuzzy llama.
User: Funny llama.
Cleverbot: Llama llama duck!
User: Llama llama cheesecake llama.
Cleverbot: Llama llama duck.
User: U did it wrong y u do this.
Cleverbot: You are doing life wrong!
User: Mean :(.

Llama song :D