dating tips

uh oh,,,
firstly
hugs velo rly tightly

usually ive gotten over people by surrounding myself with good friends
good friends will help you no matter what
good friends will help you laugh and help you forget
the person who is now my SO helped me through getting over someone
he listened to me even though im pretty sure at that time, he liked me a lot
he is a good boy
but enough bragging on him

good friends, and distract yourself with things to do
reading, writing, gaming
and dont dwell on the past
and if you need to bitch im always here for you boo :*

#82

Velocemus a dit :
haru how the fuck do you get over someone

this is important

u dont
its all a big lie
it never happens
dont believe them
not a single one

#83

conner go away dont taunt poor velo

#84

Haruhitastic a dit :
conner go away dont taunt poor velo

im not taunting any1 im just spreading the truth nothing but the truth

#85

Connerjq a dit :
u dont
its all a big lie
it never happens
dont believe them
not a single one

tbh that was actually insightful

i've tried it all haru
surrounded myself with a new cast,
new interests, my writing
more frequent

but as much time as i'll spend with unique energy, i'll fail to appreciate them as individuals- i'll see a part of her in everything i love

these thoughts bounce back to haunt once in a while; who i'm currently with certainly doesn't deserve this mess. i'll tell myself i've moved on in my new setting, but when i bump into her it just all collapses idk

its been too fuckin long gdi

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#86

:( i really wish i could help you
just please know im always here when you need to vent
ily

#87

if i could get help too (´•ω•`)
i sent the girl i like 500 emails yesterday and she won't respond (´•ω•`)
how can i get her to respond

#88

Johnlantern a dit :
if i could get help too (´•ω•`)
i sent the girl i like 500 emails yesterday and she won't respond (´•ω•`)
how can i get her to respond

#89

Johnlantern a dit :
if i could get help too (´•ω•`)
i sent the girl i like 500 emails yesterday and she won't respond (´•ω•`)
how can i get her to respond

can you make the spaghetti

#90

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#91

Lovinpeaces a dit :
For Him
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Get her a panty lace bra, it'll help with sex
buy her dior underwear..
buy her makeup xD
buy TAMPONS!

Advice for her
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before your date, buy yourself a boob cup for bigger boobs lady, it helps.
when ur at the date, make sure you have a piece of food somewhere on ur face.
wear a dress to where ur middle finger ends on ur leg.
dont wear underwear
dont wear bras
you need the men, ladies xD
wear the makeup they bought u on the 2nd date.

<3

if you're not joking you need help

#92

-Spend a lot of money
-Know how to cook
-Don't smell like shit
-Always agree with them
-If they ask questions, tell them what they want to hear

#93

Xxguntherxx a dit :
Buy them shit.

I find this offensive (not at you I mean in general) like gifts are wonderful but keeping someone 'happy' with money isn't the way to go

#94

I know im little but here is wisdom........don't have sex in the first night it turns out some girls get pregnant the next day ps im a virgin

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#95

nonococonini a dit :
I know im little but here is wisdom........don't have sex in the first night it turns out some girls get pregnant the next day ps im a virgin

if they don't wear protection it can happen on any night lol

#96

akumasa a dit :
nonococonini a dit :
I know im little but here is wisdom........don't have sex in the first night it turns out some girls get pregnant the next day ps im a virgin

if they don't wear protection it can happen on any night lol

but not on the first date maybe on the 5th

#97

nonococonini a dit :
akumasa a dit :
nonococonini a dit :
I know im little but here is wisdom........don't have sex in the first night it turns out some girls get pregnant the next day ps im a virgin

if they don't wear protection it can happen on any night lol

but not on the first date maybe on the 5th

seriously though, if your partner (or both of you) are dating eachother for sex then your relationship won't go so well; it's rather disgusting to date someone for your selfish satisfaction
you shouldn't care how many dates it has been and "when's the time" you just go with it and be yourself

#98

Velocemus a dit :
Connerjq a dit :
u dont
its all a big lie
it never happens
dont believe them
not a single one

tbh that was actually insightful

i've tried it all haru
surrounded myself with a new cast,
new interests, my writing
more frequent

but as much time as i'll spend with unique energy, i'll fail to appreciate them as individuals- i'll see a part of her in everything i love

these thoughts bounce back to haunt once in a while; who i'm currently with certainly doesn't deserve this mess. i'll tell myself i've moved on in my new setting, but when i bump into her it just all collapses idk

its been too fuckin long gdi

oh fuck this has happened to me when i was 13

i know, it seems like such a long time, but slowly, you'll start to forget. i cried for days, but eventually got over it, and began to believe that that was the right thing to happen. try and go crazy with your friends, do things you've never done, and after a while, i'm not saying it's short, but it will go away. try to avoid her, not make eye contact, it'll only make it more awkward and worse. also, if it isn't too fast and harsh, just take a break with your current partner until you get over the whole thing? maybe tell me why it didn't work in the inbox convo and maybe i'll try and help you a bit more? :(

#99

Tip #3: Don't date Immagetcheez nor Vogul, they both reek of old socks.

#100

don't do nothin without consent

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