Come here, I have a solution.
*swiftly hits mizuki in the head with a metal baseball bat*
*tosses her into a 3 by 3 by 3 foot freezer and ductapes the freezer shut*
*drills hole in freezer and pours 5 gallons of ice-cold water*
You'll be in here for the next 72 hours.
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DOCTOR!! My neck has been partially decapitated, My eye has been stabbed with a fork and I had my left leg cut off!! HELLPPPPP!!
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FIRED! You forgot to tape the paitent down on the ground!

*put a new leg*. *remove the eye and put a eye-patch* *hide the neck with a blanket*

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DOCTOR! DOCTOR! MY SISTER HAS BEEN STABBED IN THE HEAD

..I can't fire you, you kinda did it right ..

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...Eh *Stabs sister in the heart* *Shrugs then stabs you as well&

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Doctor! Doctor! I have a bad allergic reaction! Please help.

Oh an allergy here this injection will help -Injects Ebola-

Doctor!!! Help me i cant move my leg!

*cuts the leg* voila!!

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Doctor! Doctor! My dad is suffering a heart attack welp

hits dad's heart

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Doctor!Doctor! i have a death note that im going to die in 100 seconds!!

well who cares

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doctor! doctor! i'm going to die!

lol k

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Doctor! Doctor! I have a terrible case of ugliness!

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not fired

nah you're beautiful

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doctor! my mother is fat

idc

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doctor doctor my leg is paining me

can I eat it

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Doctor! I stubbed my toe!

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fired coz idc that you don't care

I got this!
puts bandage

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Doctor! I have a ear infection!

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FIRED! Body parts aren't food!

puts ear buds

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doctor doctor im sick

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not fired for putting bandage is what i like to see

let me fix it.. voila

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doctor! i'm dead

And I'm sexy -3-

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Fired for laziness

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Doctor, I ate some of them shrooms out back

let me take 'em out from ur stomach

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doctor! my nose is broken :o

FIRED!

ok... (gets a lazer cutter and cuts nose)

DOCTOR! MY EYE IS BLACK!

who cares about ya

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doctor! my leg is hurting

Who even hired you? I'll be the one to fire you.

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(chucks an metal blade at) "Saw it off, sweetie."

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Doctor, Doctor I was torn apart by a car that ran me over!

you're fired... for.. insanity.

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listens to panic! at the disco while having no situational awareness whatsoever

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im gaining weight, doc :'