because u are too hot to toutch 'em

MUMMMMMYYYYY, why is my poop on fire?

Because you ate a bunch of Flamin' Hot Cheetos

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Mom? Why is my fish on fire?

no clue

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mom? why is my friend on fire

He's not your friend! he's the devil!

Mama why is Pyrrha Nikos on fire?

that would be my doing ruby! (RWBY season 3 spoilers)

Mum, why is Yang Xiao Long on fire?

[like my new Cinder Fall pfp?]

Because she burns! see her theme song for proof!

oh and i like your new pfp, you decided to be a RWBY PFP like me and scoot, we all like it after all :P

oh and MAM! why is the This Girl on fire?

idk

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mom, why is my hair on fire?

becuz u microwaved them in the last game :OOO

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Mamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamama...
why is my pug on fire?

You put it in the microwave..

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mom, why is my sister burning?

She angered me and, oh well...

mom why is my tfm avatar on fire

bc you burned it

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mom, why are you burning?

because it's in my username!

why is my sourisonfire?

bc u hate it

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why is my cat on fire

because i always told my children if they bought a cat will burn it, jk it was too cold

ma why is Mike The Evil Living Building on fire?

\ _ ( 0_o ) _ / idk

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Mom, why is my mixtape on fire?

because it was hardcore

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mom, why is my cd on fire

because it is

whys my missiclinda on fire?

Because she spammed too much and someone had to punish her eventually

mum, why is my arm on fire

because you said i had to be punished

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mum, why is ilovesuho on fire