Oh I have lots of conspirancy theories thanks to my shower time

Below are some theories I came up with after having showers for an entire hour

My *theory* about time:
Time is just an imaginary thought we humans came up with to describe the entire world (or universe or whatever) at a given point of *time*. The universe undergoes changes every *time* and the imaginary unit we had described as "time" helps us to perfectly tag that point of the universe. That's said it is impossible to travel through the time because it's *imaginary*.
But... seing through the future and past should be possible for people with absolutely high IQs using reasoning.

My *theory* about the impact of celestial bodies in our normal life:
Well I came up with this with the extra high brainpower IQ jfkaljklaf I got when having a shower. First, think of something really small that made a really big change or an achievement or lose in your life. Let me show you an example with the rat game we all know
Long story short, I came back to this game around 2019 to say a proper goodbye to my friends, and they made me play some stuff and I got addicted again. Then I kept doing some lua stuff and now look, I'm in the module team. If that simple thought didn't come into my mind, I'd probably doing something else.
By the same way, celestial bodies may have some impacts on us too. Let's say, a planet obstructed the light from sun to earth a bit (idk i'm not a scientist or something). Or somehow some point in the earth doesn't get enough light. So.. plant won't have enough light to do their stuff, so plants with retarded growth, and we might consume them as food, and be lethargic because of not having enough nutrients; and then being sick and getting fired off from the job and so on. You can keep thinking further like this and you'll finally realize that a really small thing caused a really big thing.



Anyway thanks for the existence of this thread now I can share my shower thoughts.

What if soap was edible?

I am happy about my bathroom walls can't talk.