ask the woodchuck

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isnt earth shaped like a hexagon?

maybe

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do you think the possibility of all those possibilities being possible is just another possibility that can possibly happen?

i think that the possibility of this happening is almost impossible so its still possible since u dont make it impossible

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are we all stupid?

yes

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r u ded?

yes, theres internet in hell

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why is california too big?

cuz it is

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y do we live?

cuz we all gotta suffer

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why are cats cute?

Wait, cats exist?

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What would happen if a wizard drove a car?

Nothing happens, as the wizard doesn't have enough MP for the Driving skill.

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Is there Christmas in July?

yes hhgregg invented it

how to eat

with your hands

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why would i wanna get a stupid answer?

Beats me

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Did u tried eating a sandwich in the dark?

No but I tried dinner
Doable

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Has Rick Astley ever let you down?

yes when he didnt respond to the text i sent him on ig

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why did u eat a pigeon?

Since when thats non-food

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You also have a devil cat?

i have a devil dog who turns me into a devil person when he barks at night for no reason

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why are we not supposed to microwave hamsters?

Who said we're not?

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Why do we have arms?

to walk on it

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did u use the internet to send this?

they cant answer cuz they never had internet

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is it okay to give my pet expired dog food?