Is it brown?Because I think the chef took a shit in there.

Waiter!There's a Luigi in my soup!

KILL HIM!

Waiter my dog is in my soup

well its your dog so deal with it

WAITER! There is a nuclear bomb in my soup

There's nothing we can do.. lest just w8 for the end

Waiter my soup is choking

Don't worry about it. It's probably alive, but don't worry.

Waiter! There is a spider in my soup!

Take it out?

Waiter There are animals in the soup

Well they're dead already so just eat them.

Waiter, there is a fork in my soup, how is this gonna work?

take it out and enjoy your soup

waiter, there is blood in my soup!

Just drink it.
It's tasty.

Waiter, there's a poisonous potato in my soup!

Shhh, it adds flavor. Just take it out if you dislike it.

Waiter, there's a snake in my boot sheet of aluminum foil in my soup!

Make it grill like potatoes

wetur, ders veri bad gramer in meh soop!!!

Correct it then!

Waiter, there's a dildo in my soup! D:

plz don't sue me o^o

Waiter, There's a soup in my soup! DDD':

eat it
waiter there is a micah in my soup

the popo put it there

Waiter, there is a Monatilus in my soup!

:| *dies because someone threw me in a bowl of soup* NOT MY FAULTTTTTTTTTTT

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Waiter, there's an eye in my soup

Sorry, I think one of those are Golden Freddy's

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Waiter, there's Flumpty in my soup!

Well, at least it's better than Eyesaur.

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Waiter, there is a Homestuck in my soup!

Sorry we have a group of homestuck fans working here..

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Waiter, there is a tanuki in my soup!

Just eat it.
I'll give you 1 cent if you do.

Waiter..there is a vibrator in my soup..