Absolutely Great Tip From Me : Horse soup is the best! DRINK IT!

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Ehh... Waiter, there is a person in my soup???

I thought u loved Disney?


Waiter!!! There's Unfinishable homework in my soup!!!

Finish him.

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Waiter, there is a soup in my soup!

Oh, did you want soup with soup in your soup inside a soup? I'm sorry, I should get my ears checked.

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Waiter, there is a bowl of spiders in my soup!

none of my business

Waiter, theres a school in my soup..

OMG I SWEAR THATS NOT ME!!! D:


Waiter there is poop and pee in my soup!

talk to the dog not me

Waiter there's blood in my soup

Wait... are you not you a vampire?
WAITER! Theres a Yandere Chan in my soup!

How did that ever get in there?

Waiter, there is a cat in my soup!

That's what you ordered!

Waiter, there's a grim reaper in my soup!

no, that's hellbent
Waiter there's a garbage can in my soup

stop talking rubbish
waiter there's a nothing in my soup

I'm in your soup

Waiter, there's soup in my soup

Oh well I thought u liked soup

Waiter, there's a mouse in my soup!

Oh well..

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Waiter, There is animal crackers in my soup!

I put them there . Did I give you my soup i'm sorry

"Waiter, there is a I Phone in my soup!"

-Calls chef-
whAT ARE YOU DOING WASTING A PERFECTLY NOT REALLY PERFECT IPHONE. DANGIT YOU'RE FIRED!

Waiter, my little brother is in my soup????????

Stick a fishing rod with a smart phone on the end and wait for the tug.

WAIT-OR

THERE'S A SHIA LEBEOUF IN MY SOUP

Just pull it by its ass and get it up


WAITER

THERE IS A ASRIEL DREEMURR KN MY SOUP!

I don't care.

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WAAAAAITEEEERRRRR THERE'S A PINK RAT IN MY SOUP! DO SOMETHING!