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[Tribe] The Furry Revolution
Rubywas
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I sexually identify as a single, Pringle, ready to mingle. Ever since I was a potato I dreamed of being thin sliced, covered in disgusting oil then heated in a medium oven until reaching climax at the micro second of golden-browness. People bully me, and say things like “what the fuck, you aren’t a Pringle”, but I know deep down they are just jealous of my inner beauty. I have already started hiding in cylinders all day, and now im improving my crunchiness by regularly burning my sides on the stove. I want you guys to respect my natural ability to instantly satisfy low salt carb cravings, and if you don’t you are oppressing me, and you should check your privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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Pussy.

So the Heavy is in front of us teaching us the nomenclature of the M-16. He is speaking in a semi normal voice instead of screaming. That was unnerving us. Man loved to scream.

"So you see this." <points to barrel> "This is the barrel. THis is where the bullet comes out."

"See this." <points to the chamber> "This is the chamber. It's like the pussy. It's where the dick goes into."

"See this." <Points to bolt> "This is the bolt. This is the dick that jams into the pussy."

WE're all sitting cross legged watching, trying not to get our head ripped off as he goes through all the parts and pieces of the M-16.

Then at the end he says he's going to point at something, and we are to all yell out what it is.

<Points to Barrel>

BARREL SIR!

<Points to pistol grip>

PISTOL GRIP SIR!

<Points to buttstock>

BUTTSTOCK SIR!

<Points to chamber>

The entire platoon in unison, with no prompting whatsover.

PUSSY SIR!

He stops and then just looks at us with his meanest face ever. But doesn't say a word.

Now he had been fairly normal talking in a regular voice which scared us. Now he's just staring at us saying nothing. And we are scared shitless.

Eventually he sets the rifle down. Looks up at us. Then turns to the left and walks out of the squad bay.

Okay, now we are terrified. What just happened. Did he go get more DI's to kick our ass or what. We are still sitting there because nobody told us to move.

Couple of minutes later he walks back in with his smokey the bear hat off shaking his head.

Oh man, what is going to happen.

He gets back on the footlocker he used as a stage. Looks at us, and in a perfectly normal, no from the diaphragm voice, sounding like a human being says to us.

"The first thing they teach us in DI school is to NEVER laugh in front of the recruits. So I just had to go outside to laugh because you are the funniest motherfuckers ever"

We all start to laugh a little.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP. WE HAD OUR FUN ITS OVER NOW!"
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thanks for reading and I don't understand
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Well then
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Lychung, please stop insulting the people posting in our thread. While some people joke around with playful insults, yours are very hurtful and they're even worse as we don't know you well.
I'd ask this of you privately, but last time I asked you to behave you blocked me. There's been a lot of complaints in the tribe about the behaviour here and it's time to nip it in the bud.
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I have three fursonas, can i join this tribe pls
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Haruhitastic a dit :
Lychung, please stop insulting the people posting in our thread. While some people joke around with playful insults, yours are very hurtful and they're even worse as we don't know you well.
I'd ask this of you privately, but last time I asked you to behave you blocked me. There's been a lot of complaints in the tribe about the behaviour here and it's time to nip it in the bud.

why not create a blacklist thingie and than put people names on it and then if they type here they get a MUTE!
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You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. I wager you couldn't empty a boot of excrement were the instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus.

And what meaning do you expect your delusional self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have to us who think and reason? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake? You are a waste of flesh.

You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed , drooling meatslapper. You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away. I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on.

This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half-baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective.

True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

You're an idiot. A moron of the highest order. You're so stupid it's a wonder and a pity you can remember to breath. Intelligent ideas bounce off your head as if it were coated with teflon. Creative thoughts take alternate transportation in order to avoid even being in the same state as you. If you had an original thought it would die of loneliness before the hour was out. On an intelligence scale of 1 to 10 (10 corresponding to the highest attainable IQ) you're rating is so far into negative numbers that one would need to travel into another quantum reality in order to even catch a distant glimpse of it.

Your personality is that of a rabid Chihuahua intent on destroying its own tail. Your powers of observation are akin to those of the bird that keeps slamming into the picture window trying to get that other bird it keeps seeing. You are walking, talking proof that you don't have to be sentient to survive, and that Barnum was thinking of you when he uttered his immortal phrase regarding the birth of a sucker. You are, at varying times, tedious, boring, and even occasionally earth shatteringly hilarious in your idiocy, routinely childish, moronic, pathetic, wretched, disgusting and pitiful.

You are wholly without any redeeming social grace or value. If God ever decides to give the planet an enema you'd better run like the wind because anywhere you stand is a suitable place for The Insertion. There is no animal so disgusting, so vile that it deserves comparison to you, for even the lowest, dirtiest, most parasitic member of the animal kingdom fills an ecological niche. You fill no niche. To call you a parasite would be injurious and defamatory to the thousands of honest parasitic species. You are worse than vermin, for vermin do not pretend to be what it is not. You are truly human garbage. You are a fraudulent, lying, predatory charlatan. You are of less worth than a burnt-out light bulb. You will forever live in shame.

You have nothing to say, and Godwin's Law does not apply when writing about you. You are the anti-Midas, for all that you touch becomes valueless and unusable. Mothers gather their children close when you appear. You are an aberration, a corruption, and a boil that needs to be lanced. You are a poison in need of being vomited. You are a tooth so rotten it infects the whole body. You are sperm that should have been captured in a condom and flushed down a toilet.

I don't like you. I don't like anybody who has as little respect for others as you do. Go away, you swine. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, and a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. You are a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. Meaningful to no one, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts that sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I wretch at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, and the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell? Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. You are a waste of flesh. On a good day you're a halfwit. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away. I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, study, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libellous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystrophic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, abrasive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, and socially-retarded.

Shut up and go away lest you achieve the physical retribution your behaviour merits.

Thank you for your kind attention to and expected cooperation in this matter.


how long did it take you to write that
Haruhitastic
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Superyacine a dit :
Haruhitastic a dit :
Lychung, please stop insulting the people posting in our thread. While some people joke around with playful insults, yours are very hurtful and they're even worse as we don't know you well.
I'd ask this of you privately, but last time I asked you to behave you blocked me. There's been a lot of complaints in the tribe about the behaviour here and it's time to nip it in the bud.

why not create a blacklist thingie and than put people names on it and then if they type here they get a MUTE!

why not not tell us how to run our THREAD!
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http://i.imgur.com/kRyNkBH.png
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Vulli a dit :
I have three fursonas, can i join this tribe pls

How does the surface feel?
Superyacine
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Spinnando a dit :
Vulli a dit :
I have three fursonas, can i join this tribe pls

How does the surface feel?

like snow
Spinnando
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THANKS FOR ANSWERING A QUESTION THAT ONLY VULLI CAN ANSWER!!!
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Spinnando a dit :
THANKS FOR ANSWERING A QUESTION THAT ONLY VULLI CAN ANSWER!!!

.... You know others can answer that question too, right?
Don't expect people not to respond

On the side note, why are there long post?0-0'
Haruhitastic
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when someone is quoted and that person is asked a question, it is common courtesy to not answer it because it's not for you
did none of y'all learn manners.
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what is this manners you speak of
Haruhitastic
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lol exactly
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winterflurry a dit :
Spinnando a dit :
THANKS FOR ANSWERING A QUESTION THAT ONLY VULLI CAN ANSWER!!!

.... You know others can answer that question too, right?
Don't expect people not to respond

On the side note, why are there long post?0-0'

NO??? I WANT VULLI'S ***PERSONAL OPINION***, SO UNLESS YOU ARE VULLI, YOU CANNOT ANSWER IT.
Snowstarxxxx
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-Awnsers it-
imsorrypleasedontkillme
here have some fitzsimmons
http://24.media.tumblr.com/e948b254eb7a1e260c4ee2c95403011d/tumblr_mw77ouJfbr1si7s6ao4_250.gif
http://24.media.tumblr.com/89f8ce61818a065caf4362973b3460df/tumblr_mw77ouJfbr1si7s6ao5_250.gif
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Spinnando a dit :
winterflurry a dit :
Spinnando a dit :
THANKS FOR ANSWERING A QUESTION THAT ONLY VULLI CAN ANSWER!!!

.... You know others can answer that question too, right?
Don't expect people not to respond

On the side note, why are there long post?0-0'

NO??? I WANT VULLI'S ***PERSONAL OPINION***, SO UNLESS YOU ARE VULLI, YOU CANNOT ANSWER IT.

Hi I am Vulli possessed form in this acc. I answer that my fur feels like snow
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