| [Tribe] The Furry Revolution |
| « Citoyen » 1445782440000
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| I sexually identify as a single, Pringle, ready to mingle. Ever since I was a potato I dreamed of being thin sliced, covered in disgusting oil then heated in a medium oven until reaching climax at the micro second of golden-browness. People bully me, and say things like “what the fuck, you aren’t a Pringle”, but I know deep down they are just jealous of my inner beauty. I have already started hiding in cylinders all day, and now im improving my crunchiness by regularly burning my sides on the stove. I want you guys to respect my natural ability to instantly satisfy low salt carb cravings, and if you don’t you are oppressing me, and you should check your privilege. Thank you for being so understanding. |
| « Citoyen » 1445784600000
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| Pussy. So the Heavy is in front of us teaching us the nomenclature of the M-16. He is speaking in a semi normal voice instead of screaming. That was unnerving us. Man loved to scream. "So you see this." <points to barrel> "This is the barrel. THis is where the bullet comes out." "See this." <points to the chamber> "This is the chamber. It's like the pussy. It's where the dick goes into." "See this." <Points to bolt> "This is the bolt. This is the dick that jams into the pussy." WE're all sitting cross legged watching, trying not to get our head ripped off as he goes through all the parts and pieces of the M-16. Then at the end he says he's going to point at something, and we are to all yell out what it is. <Points to Barrel> BARREL SIR! <Points to pistol grip> PISTOL GRIP SIR! <Points to buttstock> BUTTSTOCK SIR! <Points to chamber> The entire platoon in unison, with no prompting whatsover. PUSSY SIR! He stops and then just looks at us with his meanest face ever. But doesn't say a word. Now he had been fairly normal talking in a regular voice which scared us. Now he's just staring at us saying nothing. And we are scared shitless. Eventually he sets the rifle down. Looks up at us. Then turns to the left and walks out of the squad bay. Okay, now we are terrified. What just happened. Did he go get more DI's to kick our ass or what. We are still sitting there because nobody told us to move. Couple of minutes later he walks back in with his smokey the bear hat off shaking his head. Oh man, what is going to happen. He gets back on the footlocker he used as a stage. Looks at us, and in a perfectly normal, no from the diaphragm voice, sounding like a human being says to us. "The first thing they teach us in DI school is to NEVER laugh in front of the recruits. So I just had to go outside to laugh because you are the funniest motherfuckers ever" We all start to laugh a little. "SHUT THE FUCK UP. WE HAD OUR FUN ITS OVER NOW!" |
| « Citoyen » 1445784660000
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| thanks for reading and I don't understand |
| « Citoyen » 1445788680000
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| Well then |
| « Censeur » 1445791560000
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| Lychung, please stop insulting the people posting in our thread. While some people joke around with playful insults, yours are very hurtful and they're even worse as we don't know you well. I'd ask this of you privately, but last time I asked you to behave you blocked me. There's been a lot of complaints in the tribe about the behaviour here and it's time to nip it in the bud. |
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| I have three fursonas, can i join this tribe pls |
| « Censeur » 1445793840000
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Haruhitastic a dit : why not create a blacklist thingie and than put people names on it and then if they type here they get a MUTE! |
| « Citoyen » 1445793840000
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lychung a dit : how long did it take you to write that |
| « Censeur » 1445793960000
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Superyacine a dit : why not not tell us how to run our THREAD! |
| « Citoyen » 1445795700000
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| « Consul » 1445796660000
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Vulli a dit : How does the surface feel? |
| « Censeur » 1445796840000
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Spinnando a dit : like snow |
| « Consul » 1445796960000
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| THANKS FOR ANSWERING A QUESTION THAT ONLY VULLI CAN ANSWER!!! |
| « Citoyen » 1445797380000
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Spinnando a dit : .... You know others can answer that question too, right? Don't expect people not to respond On the side note, why are there long post?0-0' |
| « Censeur » 1445797500000
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| when someone is quoted and that person is asked a question, it is common courtesy to not answer it because it's not for you did none of y'all learn manners. |
| « Censeur » 1445798040000
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| what is this manners you speak of |
| « Censeur » 1445798400000
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| lol exactly |
| « Consul » 1445799600000
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winterflurry a dit : NO??? I WANT VULLI'S ***PERSONAL OPINION***, SO UNLESS YOU ARE VULLI, YOU CANNOT ANSWER IT. |
| « Citoyen » 1445801220000
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| -Awnsers it- imsorrypleasedontkillme here have some fitzsimmons ![]() ![]() |
| « Censeur » 1445803740000
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Spinnando a dit : Hi I am Vulli possessed form in this acc. I answer that my fur feels like snow |