i saw herbert the pervert and he said i got a whole freezer full of popcicles

Theoncelerr a dit :

All of my funny dreams are my worst nightmares.

this

I have no clue.
I forget my dreams.
My only dreams are things i plan to achive.
but I do remember 1 dream I had were I was at the libary and the Chinse Millitary took it over. And i almost died.
Better love story than twilight

I never had any 'funny' dreams,i en up dying in most dreams.

Fabay a dit :

Mine was me flying over scottland shooting fireballs while the people shouted AYE LASSIE! WHAT YOU BE DOIN? while I drank chocolate tea with a gremlen.

This happened again except it was with Scotland and Russia and I was Fem!Canada and we were discussing how to defeat a giant Croc-Pot.

What the hell is wrong with me?

That funniest dream i got this morning was gonna happen today.

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My weirdiest/funniest dream I ever had was:
I was walking around my backyard where I found a bunch of kids with Mary Poppins. Mary said they were hiding from Darth Vader and his stormtroopers, and so I hid with them under our trampoline.. He almost found us but he got distracted and we slipped out. I told the kids to lie down in the snow so we'd blend in. Darth Vader went onto the deck and saw Mary Poppins (She wears black y'know? XD) sticking out of the snow. The Storm Troopers took them to the Lazy River (Swimming thing) and Darth Vader told me they were going to be executed. Then I fell in love with Darth Vader and he gave me a pair of pink bloomrs with hot pink hearts on it..

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What's weird about this dream is that I've had it 2 times. >.<

Yosueguillen a dit :

I never had any 'funny' dreams,i en up dying in most dreams.

you fayl.

I don't even have funny dreams.
I have awkward dreams.

Tomboyyy a dit :

I don't even have funny dreams.
I have awkward dreams.

this happens alot with me.
+dreams were I almsot die.
but then there are the dreams where I get shtuff.
then I wake up and realize it was a dream.

When I was at the park with my friends, then this spider crawled up my boyfriends face LAWL and he turned into a robot then I touched him then i turned into a robot THEN EVERYONE DIED :3 XDD

This person in my bus who had her gun aimed at my sisters head. This other guy came and held me in his arms. (He must be ghey) And the women shot my sister. Grabbing her limpy body, I jumped out the window and accidently (yes, accidently) landed into an whales mouth. Holding onto his tongue for dear life, a crab crawled by and pinched my fingers. Letting my sister go, (she suddenly WAS alive) I gripped the crab and ate it (I have no idea who would do that) then, I turned into an giant monster/crab thingy. Rescuing my sister, we fell down and were pooped out by the whale. We fell into water. When I woke up, I realized I had pee'd my pants. Best dream. But exept the poop part.

Ok. Time for another one of Plok's stupid dreams:
I was once an alien from "Ben 10" (If you have ever heard of that show), who lived on a planet full of rabbits.
Some were pink, some were blue, and some were purple.
And I lives in a grass hut along-side my teddybear, which I one day I lost, causing me to venture through the rest of the planet, fighting off random things using my chrystalized arms.
Uhm.
Ok.

ok HERES ONE

well I was sittin at my computer watching porn and all the sudden I heard a knock on my window so I went to the window and looked out and way below me was a little cat and I thought it was really cute so I got out of the house and started petting it and it turned into a really big unicorn and I rode it off into the sunset

Xdinochix a dit :

ok HERES ONE

well I was sittin at my computer watching porn and all the sudden I heard a knock on my window so I went to the window and looked out and way below me was a little cat and I thought it was really cute so I got out of the house and started petting it and it turned into a really big unicorn and I rode it off into the sunset

really porn i wonder what runs through your mind

Belieberhere a dit :

thank you! if only there were more people like u in this world!

no problem

Lifeiscreul a dit :

really porn i wonder what runs through your mind

of course porn
it runs through mine too

Lifeiscreul a dit :

really porn i wonder what runs through your mind

what's wrong with porn?

Lifeiscreul a dit :

really porn i wonder what runs through your mind

Doitsudoitsu a dit :

of course porn
it runs through mine too

Hetaliagal a dit :

what's wrong with porn?

This
I like porn
I'm a teenager. Isn't that what the average teenager does in his/her freetime? Look at dirty magazines and watch porn?

i didnt say anythings wrong with it but i wonder things about you girlz

uh I'm not a girl and I throughly enjoy porn