What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.

Yo mama so fat, that when she walked past the TV, I missed 5 episodes.

ha ha ha ha.. ha

i think u mean so fat and so slow
idk lol

Homework
Half
Of
My
Energy
Wasted
On
Random
Knownledgement

what do you call a scared cow?





a coward :I

For Sale: Parachute.
Used once, never opened, small stain.

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Pighouse a dit :VoirMasquer

it explains itself

Yo mama so stupid that everyone died.
I win

U cannot win because you died too.



Owned!!!!

Mewmewthemew a dit :

For Sale: Parachute.
Used once, never opened, small stain.

that's pretty freaking dark

Yo mama so fat when she went in an elevator one day she made it go to the center of the earth

What did the ocean say to the ocean?
Nothing, it just waved!
Did you sea what I did there?
I'm shore you did.
Whatever, I'm shore you're getting tide (tired) of my jokes. :(

Notch: i can make worlds
God : i can make worlds too
Notch : i make living creatures
God : yeah i know right , i can make them too , i know how to make circles too
notch left the game
do not kill me minecraft haters

Why couldn't the 11-year-old get into the pirate movie?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
If there was someone selling drugs in this place, weed know.
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking outside the box.
A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy.
I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.
I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.

if one big apple is there how many apples are there if we cut
lol 1 only

hi eyyharleyy

What do you call someone with no body and a nose?



Nobody knows...