You cant have fun till ur 21
(or maybe younger because well, some people drink under aged)

" The horror, the horror." - Every dinosaur on that day when the meteor fell.

•Saying "I don't like this, Nope!" -Eminem
•I want to dress up in jeans and a shirt that says life. Then, I would LOVE to hand lemons out on the street corner. Then, Cave Johnson will prolly come after me. But you know what? I like lemons. So, my house will INDEED burn down. Ah, Combustable lemons. You never fail to make my life as life...well.....full of life! -Me to a friend
•You may grin through your teeth but I know you Smile in your sleep. -Me to my ex- best friend
•If we both listen to the same potarto, in the grand canyon, who came from Mexico, WE MUST BE BRAIN TWINNIES! TWINNY TWINNY TWINNY TWINNY TWINNNES! YES! I FINALLY FOUND MY TWINNIE. -My ex and I ranting about potatos and twins?

"The things that cannot be cut by my Roukanken, forged by youkai...are next to none!" - Yomou Konpaku
"Move and I'll shoot! I messed up.I mean, shoot and I'll move. In a flash." - Marisa Kirisame

Just my opinions,nothing else.

"i like cake" - kamikitteh

"stay calm and facepalm."
~me irl

"People are quick to judge, but slow to correct themselves"

"stay calm and brofist"- pewdiepie, Youtube sensation.

The cake is a lie!
"Stay Calm and Brofist" -PewDiePie

"I have lived my life as best I could, not knowing its purpose, but drawn forward like a moth to a distant moon; and here at last, I discover a strange truth. That I am only a conduit, for a message that eludes my understanding."
―Ezio Auditore da Firenze
I like this so much, I remember learning about him and wanted to learn more about him the 14th/15th assasin. Although once I played some of the games based on him I found that Ubisoft had changed alot of history in its game and was quite upset. (It was actually quite alot of history facts changed on that game that didn't really happen) but hey it's a quote thread, so that's the one I love the most. It's quite a simple quote to understand but there's alot behind it.

Live free or die a slave

NEW QUOTE MADE BY ME

Sunflowrcake a dit :

"fuck off, dont talk to me until i had my goddamn sugar"

thats funny

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm.
-Malayan proverb

"Okay. Here's the plan. Rainbow Dash, you distract them." *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH* "Good! Everyone Else, we need to build an exact copy of ponyville right over there. We've got less than a minute!"
-Twilight Sparkle

"NNNNNO!"
-My sister

"I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant; it is what you do with the gift of life that dertermines who you are" -Mewtwo.

"Live life. Grow up and someday you will be a Pokemon Master. POKEMON!" -Me

"We do have a lot in common. The same earth, the same air, the same sky. Maybe if we started looking at whats the same instead of whats different.. Well, who knows?"-Meowth

-- Yeah. Pokemon Nazi :U

A shoulder to cry on becomes a dick to ride on.

-9gag

Boomtroller a dit :

-9gag

change that to reddit

I just werided my friends out with my quotes. They were like... OK.

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