| Embarrassing Stories |
| « Citoyen » 1363490400000
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| Hmmm i'm trying to think of another one '-' Well my dad sings in stores alot and half of the time he switches the words with my name or just does the tune of the song just complimenting me... usually plays out like this. Dad and I walk into the store... Dad: *singing random song* Me: *sighs* Dad: what are you embarrassed? Me: No... Dad: Oh ok then I guess I'll just keep singing. *starts singing again* Me: (-_-') THIS IS IN STORES I TELL YOU! |
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| Me: *sees licensplate that says I love floss* Must be a dentist... or a hygenist... Dad: Or a stripper Me: O.e ... Excuse me? |
| « Citoyen » 1363492560000
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| i was in school and we were having a fire drill and i just moved and when it rung i screamed "IT BURNS" Also When I walked in one day a kid said infront of everybody "OHHH YOU GO A HAIR CUT" and i made some noise in class every one looked at me so i just looked at the person that was next to me we had to sing a poem for music i was screaming "WHY GOD WHY,WHY ME" ih and here it is my poem Birds Birds can fly high in the sky they have feathers and hate bad weather Chorus birds are awesome birds are awesome they love to blossom birds are awesome Birds like seeds and cool melodies they like to do the tail feather dance while wearing their pants Chorus i forgot the rest oh well |
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| i used to have playdates... and my mom was in the shower i regret it but hey it was a playdate with my freind i didnt care... i feel weird |
| « Citoyen » 1363749720000
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| When I was little my mom had me, my sister, and her friend's son take a bath together. It wasn't weird at the time, but I'm embarrassed about it now. Also, to be honest I sneeze-farted in the middle of my class, when no one was talking or anything. I sneezed really hard too, so it was load. EVERYONE was looking at me, I tried to look around like it wasn't me but it only made it worse because every pair of eyes were staring at me wide with shock. Even the teacher was staring at me. Dx *hides in corner* |
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Bengalstar a dit : I thought Vogul was a girl too. I'm so sorry Vogul. :c |
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Awooooooo a dit : I think Vogul is a girl though ._.? |
| « Citoyen » 1363815240000
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Erikadeedee a dit : He's not. Unless girls have mustaches and-- well. |
| « Citoyen » 1363900800000
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| Once i meet rawrz.THE END |
| « Citoyen » 1363900920000
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| fancy won't stop talking about me all over the forums the end |
| « Citoyen » 1363904220000
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Rawrzgrrz a dit : cuz u just all dat. |
| « Citoyen » 1363904760000
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Dijz a dit : What o-o |
| « Citoyen » 1364049780000
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Nezumini a dit : i play animaljam. still. |
| « Citoyen » 1364144640000
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| i was on TFM and i saw some 1 realy cute i went over 2 them and said hi and that they had a cute outfit i kinda liked them but then (to be sure) i asked them their gender and they r a girl (and im a girl) |
| « Citoyen » 1364144640000
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Spootedleaf a dit : Spotted leaf are you from Toontown ;o? |
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| I was at a meeting at school (primary school) where all the parents were talking to eachother. I was just kind of talking to myself at the other end of the hall and I decided to sing to myself. So I began singing- really quite loud. "Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the wayyyyyyyyy..." All the parents went silent for some reason, "Uncle Billy lost is willy on the milky way, hey!" They all laughed their heads off ¬.¬ I didn't find it funny, so I cried, that made them laugh even more. I was only like 5 ;-; |
| « Citoyen » 1364241780000
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| « Citoyen » 1364242560000
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Ciarakiwisky a dit : OMG MEAN MEAN PEOPLE! Imcoolz a dit : IKR! I experienced that before just in a different place... |
| « Citoyen » 1364414460000
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| On the school bus when i was 9, the 2 people sitting next to me were talking about sex, and then i said "What's so bad about sex feeling good? for some people it feels good. Although i DID try it-" They laughed at me after i accidentaly said that i tried sex, and i cried. Also I slapped my 2 year old sisteron the arm for moving my stuff, i slapped her so hard that the arm turned as red as a beetroot. Sorry sis :C |
| « Citoyen » 1364417400000
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| at school we had gym and our teacher told us to put on a belt. i tried to but it didnt bloody fit >:( so the teacher loudly tells me to wear 2 ^^; everybody heard ;; |