Crappershnapper
Herro! (kiona my friend said it first XD)
Poop on fire
Don't touch me I'll hit you with my plastic
Moochi Moochi
Me: WHERE MEH CANE!?
Mom: Yu don't have one
Me: My point exactly...
Shh... Shh.. it's ok just shut up
Don't hug me Imma blow up
Me: Don't talk to me Imma turtle D:<
Friend: No you're not
Me: Yesh I am shut up D:
Don't look at me I'm retarted
Taco bell is so swell 0.0

"llamas llamas llamas EVERYWHERE AND DUCKS AT TACOBELL" ;u;

"shit nigget" i dont know why i say that

"No Dip Sherlock Holmes."
:T Yup.

"I liek bunnehs."

obanana lanana

Oh... Mai.... GOOSH!
Amazering
Kewelio

Go chase a parked car (Insult)
ASDJASLDA
Moosh
Nerp
Lelalala
Cerberus: -singing- wE COULD RIP OUT YOUR INTESTINE
&gt;:I DIP
Friend: What do you want?
Me: To ...
Friend: To?
me: TOO TOO TOOOOOOOOOO
Friend: -scoches away-

I AM A TURTLE A WITTLE TURTLE

show nipple shoe nipple EH EH shoe nipple shoe nipple EH EH!

Mine are:
When something goes wrong: EhehehehFFFFFFAA
When i see my dog: HaiHai You little fluffy baconpup.
When i see a random stray animal: OHAI YOU FLUFFY PLANET OF CUTENESSSS
Insult: Go away you peice of rotbacon. I don't need your rotty maple-smoked flavor.
When i'm bored: NyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaNyaaaaaaannnnnyayayayayayayn
When i feel like kicking something: BaaBaaanGoooRaaahhAwr
When i see a pretty thing: Owoah It's as beautiful as Bacon.. Owwwwyeeaahhh..
When i do something stupid: Rotted my stinking already-rotting life.
Strangest thing i ever say and i say it all the time:OwahOwahOwahYaYaBaconBBBacon B-Ba-a-a-ac--oo-o-onRa-anandooooooooooooooooooFARTTYYYYYMAPLETREEEZ.

Vinerus a dit :

Go chase a parked car (Insult)

Friend: What do you want?
Me: To ...
Friend: To?
me: TOO TOO TOOOOOOOOOO
Friend: -scoches away-

I love these, made my day less depressing.

over 9000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 cakes .-.

IT'S OVER NINEH THOUSAAAAANDDD!!!!!!!

Fahk you I'ma tree A BACON TREE to be exact!

Boom shaka laka, O pee pee mamas, O mama jeje XD

Where can i buy a life? C:

if you'd be a tree, you'd be a nice tree....

"You're not an easter egg. You're a potato. You're not a potato egg either."
"I'm gay but I'm not gay."
*singing* "Bananafishbones!"
And so many o ther crap I don't remember. But my favorite is the potato egg thing.

When I'm really annoyed: JUST... -bursts into hysterical laughter-
When I'm bored: CHICKENS/BIRDS. THEY SO FLUFFY.
When I'm confused: Wat.
When I'm trying to make a pun: GET IT? If you don't, I'll cut your head off. euo

I call my dog fluffita, fluffy is english and ita is spanish, which means small. my dog's a pekingese.

"I'll cut your fucking head off and put your ass on goregrish"

"Heck to the naw"
"Stop being such a weinerslinky"
"Dingleberriez"
"Cheese is good"
"