Lietfan a dit :

I got your nose!
LOOK OUT HES GOT A NOSE *BANG BANG BANG*

the best one :D

Mine turtle song: LOOKOUTHESGOTANOSE oh wait no he doesn't.

Person: Doctor,I think I'm homosexual...
Doctor:Why's that?

*Person pukes rainbow on the doctor*

Realu a dit :

Person: Doctor,I think I'm homosexual...
Doctor:Why's that?

*Person pukes rainbow on the doctor*

Lol i remember that scene

here is ANOTHER one I made up:
Now son, dont touch that cactus
*touch*
YOUR DEAD TO ME

sequel:
Now son, dont step on that mine turtle.. *thinking* he will die
*dosn't step on mine turtle*
YOUR DEAD TO ME

It's an alien attack!
THROW THE CHEEEEEEEEEEEESSEEEEE!!!!


*Throws cheese at UFO*

Welcome to stand up school
*someone falls*
And you fail.

THERES SOMETHING ON THIS MAP!
*punches map*
IT WAS SPAINN!!1

I made it up:

*choir men*
Knife,
Knife,
Knife,
Knife,

*Dog*
What? No the turtle has it, see? *steps on turtle*
Turtle: Knife.
Dog: Wha *stab*

woman:Aww a puppy
man:Be careful honey he has a knife
dog:oh wha no i dont

DESMOND THE MOON BEAR!
Desomd: How did I get here?
Random voice: THE END

Part 1:

Dad: Got your nose!
Son: Hehehehe!
*Door stump*
Police: The Daddy got the Nose! D:
*Shoots*

Part 2:

Worker: Help me man, this tie is killing meeeeeeeee
Boss: *Awkward face*
Worker: Please don't kill meeee......
Tie: Mwhahahaha...

Part 3:

Stranger1: Oh Hey man
Stranger2: *Punches*
Stranger1: Oh man what the fudge is wrong with you?!
Stranger2: *Level up*

Part 4:

Boy: I'm gonna do an internet! *Pokes keyboard*
*Rainbow throwing in the Computer screen*
Boy: WOAHHH!!
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Man: I'm Gonna do a book! *Pokes book*
*Awkward sound cricket*
Man: Awww....

Part 5:

Girl: I Like singing!
Boy: I Like Dog sing!
Trainboy: I Like trains.
*Train suddenly shows up*

Part 6:

Man: Die Potato!
Potato: Nooooooo...!

Part 7:

Man: Die potato!
Potato with Sunglasses: Not today *Shows gun and shoots*
Man: D:

Part 8:

Man: Die potato
Potato: Nooooo-
Trainboy: I Like trains.
Man: No man nononooo- *Got off by the train*

Part 9:

Random voice: Knock knock!
Man: Who's there?! :D
Random voice: The Door!
*Door got opened while the man got door killed*

And now, the funniest thing you will see. From REALLY far away.
*People talk*
*One blows up*
Me: ?

i really love mine turtle

Chwasti a dit :

i really love mine turtle

Hello mine turtle!
HELLO!
*Boom*

Now son, don't touch that cactus! *son touches cactus* You're dead to me

I'm gonna do a computer! WEEEEEEE


I'm gonna do a book! Oh..

-Here, hold this.
-Thanks! Here hold this.

German fan made :3

he's a magical pony flying to the sky he is a magical poneh

Man: shoot him down -.-

*pew* *BOOM*


edit:

men: hello Hello HEllo HELLO

Mine turtle: HELLO

men: OH NO

*BOOM*

EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP!

Lietfan a dit :

Honey why is the baby on fire?
BUY ME MORE JEWLERYYYYYYYYYY!
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Honey do you like my new shoes?
Honey your a chair.
I CAN DREAM HAROLD!
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Now son dont touch thats cactus
*stick*
YOUR DEAD TO MEEEE >:C

haha its not a blanket cry, its yr pee hahhaa