Don't tell- I stole someone's baby.

Dude, why is there a kite under your bed?

i am planning to fly it someday

dude why is there adead cat under your bed?

Oh... YOU SAW NOTHING! >;L

Dude, why is there a keyboard under your bed?

it goes to mhyy broken computer that i am planning to fix and i am going to put the keyboard back on the computer when i fix it

dude why is there a bag of clothes under your bed

I didn't do my laundry yet.

Dude, why is there blood under your bed?!

wait there is blood under my bed ummm i think my cat was murdered that might be why

dude why is there a worm under your bed

Sign: OUT FOR FISHING

You: Oh.

Dude, why is there a chicken under your bed? Also- can I have it?

i killed it and no because i am going to eat it for dinner

dide why is twilight sparkle nder ur bed?

The same reason why there was a chicken under your bed.

Dude, why is there my knife under the bed?

because I WILL MUDER YOU

Dude, why is there a girl under the bed?

because you got drunk

Dude why is there a nether portal under the bed

because i am planning to teleport into the future


dude why is there rainbows under your bed?

Cause Nyan Cat found a way in2 my room and barfed rainbows there o.e *eye twitches*

Dude, WHY IS MARIO UNDER YOUR BED?

because playing games that have hidden bens are them and better than the ones with hidden marios

Dude, why is there hobo under your bed

I.... Actually... I don't... I don't kn- *Jeff: Ohh! So thats where mu victom went! *draggs hobo away*

Well now we know o.e

Dude, Why is Harry Potter under ur bed? o.e

because I've been accepted to the Hogwarts School.

Dude! Why is there a dildo under your bed!?

I dunno..

Dude! Why is there a chicken under your bed!?

Cuz im hungry

Dude,WHY is there a Rainbow DAsh under my bed??!!

Yojimo a dit :

Cuz im hungry

Dude,WHY is there a Rainbow DAsh under my bed??!!

ur subpost to say under your bed not under my bed o-o

becuse i found her on my door step and i wanted to hide her so i put her under my bed

dude why is there a spongebob under ur bed?

I stole him from tv. He's a victim of assault by Squidward.

Dude! Why is there a zombie under the bed!?