they go away because i don't have a brain.

you somehow manage to swallow a sock, and now it and it's stank is lodged in your throat.

you throw up

I do nothing because there's no bad situation.


Your in space without any helmet, the space ship left you there and they won't come back you're alone and you're gonna die.

I have super space breathing powahs. Fuck yea.

Your falling from a skyscraper and your gonna die

A plane flies by and i land on it.

You accidently launch a nuke on yourself, and you're gonna die

Drink Toxic Waste and acid ate the same time and drink pee and mix blood with poison

You throw it all up.

Your getting killed by Jane The Killer and she already drained half your blood! What do you do?

Push her off and suck the blood back in...

with a BENDY STRAW! o-o

You drink an expired can of soup and get very, very sick. You feel like you might die.

You go to a Witchdocotor. cx

Your getting beaten up by your gf/bf, and they're winning. You have no defence except common sense and intellegence. (But seriously, it takes place in an alley, WHO WOULDNT GO TO AN ALLEY WITHOUT A GUN OR A KNIFE!?!? >:l)

i wld pretend i wld be getting hurt (WHA), and wen they think im dead, i get up and punch them in the face. :D

u mess with the elements of harmony. XDDD

Good, because twilight sparkle deserves this + all ponies and i were r@ped.


You decied to jump off a plane without a parachute.

I ended up having one.

You fall in the world of internets and are gonna get deleted

error: failed to delete file

jiggle your fat belly so hard it rips off because fk logic

I get a robot belly.

You eat a whole bottle of poison.

HOW CAN YOU EAT POISION?

i...i...I drink something else to take the poision away.


bitten my poision spider

Kill the spider.

Fell down from a building.

I have wings *-*

You choke on a peice of bubble gum :3

Shoot that flying guy down. *Bubble gum pops*

Jason is trying to kill you! What to do

Get mah friend Jeff the Killer to "talk nicely" to him ;D LOL


A rainbow dog ate your friend and you're his next prey! Quick! Do something!

I'll become the ultimate rainbow wolf of the universe by eating the last rainbow mushroom, assert my dominance and establish a heiarchy of me and the rainbow creatures.

A ghost that can't be killed (already dead, duh), or in physical contact with anything (its a ghost duuuuhhh) is trying to kill you, what do you do?