I sent my dog to rip you apart for stress reasons.

What if I were a butterfly mutant.

i would be a mutant human and make you my pet

what would you be if i wbecame animated like my avatar?

Become ANYTHING but a bathtub

What would you be if a were flowers?

I would be a bee and feed on your nectar
Flower1:noooooooo
Flower 2:Now little ones be careful these are vampires
Small flower:*flies away*

What you be if I was pwned with a shot gun?

I would be a ghost so the bullet can pass through me

What would you be if i was a person?

*readies pistol*
*BANG*
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What if I was a book?

I won't read you. Instead, i will reap, burn, cut, smash, tolerate, dislike, suffer, and kill you.

What if I was a dumb person?

I'd put you in an extermination camp. Hey HITLER!!!
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What if I was a person who lived in Oceania?

I'd drown you

What if i was a sloth

i would adopt it :33333 cause animals r cute :3

what if i was a pegasus?

I would send you to BroNYCon

what if i was a damaged random machine?

I would call police.. POLICE!!

What would you do If I were the goddess of revenge and pain.. Don't you dare insult me.

I would insult you

What if I was your Heart

I would get a heart attack.

What if I was the meaning of life?

Then I'd turn into the number 42 and shoot you with nutella.
(the 2 meanings of life)

What if i was english grammar?

I would have internal bleeding and my brain will explode

What if i was a dead person

i would burn you

what if i was a duck

Id yell " PEWDIEPEEEEH "


What i was a piece of shiz?

i dont know what it is so i cant tell you

what if i was a who i am?

I would kill you for being anime =-=

What if i was a unicorn?