Because I liek your socks.
Dad, why did I get a pageget?

Because I got da 100th post! >:D

Dad, why are you so stupid?

Because he got hypnotized at the Dad Convention 2013.

Dad, if there are other dads in the world, is your name really Dad?

Yes. My real name is Dad Mom.

Dad, why is your name Dad Mom?

Son , that dosent make sense , go home, youre drunk..
Dad why are you A turtle ? c:

...

Mother: I turned him into a turtle, and if you don't shut up, I will too!

Dad, why are you a human again?

Cause I'm a shape-shifter.
Dad, why are you bungee jumping into the cyber-world?

Because I live there >:3

Dad, why are you peeing your pants in front of mum? o.o

I spilled my water over my pants, dumbass.

Dad, where did you get trains from?

the train store

dad why did you steal a baby?

The only baby I stole was you.

DAD, WHY DID YOU STEAL ME?

i did not i found you abandon on the streets and i did want to leave you there all alone with no one to take care of you so i took you home

dad why did you kiss my teacher?

Dad: ''mistake, honey''.

Dad, why are you reading my mails on Mobile?!

i wanna know

DAd, why are you sleeping in the fridge?

Why not?
Dad why are you being a dad??

because that is what i am

dad why is there a snake in the house?

Because snakes are cool

dad why am I a cat

because i adopted u

dad why do i look like spongebob?

Because you are SpongeBob.

Dad, why do you keep looking at my FaceBook account?

because i want to make sure u r not posting anything inappropeate

dad why did you adopt a million babies?