use a frying pan and keeps knocking them until they they :P
or get a knife secretly goes to the corner,pretend to cry and when they get closer I'll stab em

Get a crowbar or my gun and see if they would want to try to rob me.
Or do what I would be for the lolz Get very close to one of the thieves (Like your about to french kiss them) and say ''your nose why is it so broken?'' and punch them in the nose.

Take the knife I almost always carry and then they'll see waht they;re up against.

Walk away, it'll leave them very confused XD

give them my money

ya i dont wanna die and i dont run fast... and i dont bring my phone

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Act like a retard. They’d simply think I’m worthless and leave me.

^ this.
I would play so dumb in a clever way until they leave.

Glad I’m not alone xD

Look around, pray in my mind, close my eyes, pray more in my mind, yell "I LOVE JESUSSSSS!" as my last words, and pray more in my mind, and wonder if I'll go to heaven or be spared. xD

Power play them until they leave. Lol

honestly id freak out and either try to leave or hide lol yep i dont do good under pressure...