Cause youd get sick of sandwiches and vomit


WHY CAN'T I HAVE A T-REX???

Cause dinosaurs died already.

Why cant i get a dog? D:

Because you mom said it.
Why can't I have tiger as my pet?

cuz, tigers are evilly cute

why cant, I HAVE SOME PIE

because the the pie is also a lie

WHY CANT I BE A PONY?

COZ THE MAGIC FAIRY THAT TURNS U TO PONY DIED, I KILLED HER.
WHY CANT I SLEEP IN MY CAT BED ALL DAY

because your a fatass to fit in there.

Why can't i torture someone? :3

Coz ur mommy grounded u
Why cant i skip school forever

Becuase Your parents would be put in jail because of truency laws

Why cant The doctor be real?

Because he died so long ago, dear.

Why Can't I Be You?


clicks it

Cause im too awesome (jk XD)
Why cant I have magical powers?

Because you're not a witch.
Why cant I hava more pets? :c

because you allways kill them ;c

why cant i feed you? ;o

e: VVV you did north, you did

Cuz you're not feeding meh >:c

Btw. I NEVER HEVE NEVER BEEN KILLED ANY PET >:C

Why cant I look normal?(at tfm)

because you cant ;D

WHY CANT I BE MAD!!??? >:o

Because your to old to be mad
WHY CAN I EAT MY ICECREAM OFF THE FLOOR?!?!

germs.


why cant i have wi fi. :C

Cuz i ate your cords. Dont worry ill puke em up later
Why can't I be her?
<<<

Because Rainbowdashhhh has too much SWAGGGGG u don't
Why can't I be an animal?

Because you were born a human .3.

Why can't you give me food?