chase it back

Help! Theres a THING weirdly on my head on me!

let it stay there

Help! There's a homework hunting me! What do i do?

burn it
HELP, THERE'S A ZUBAT THAT WON'T STAY AWAY FROM ME, WHAT DO I DO ???!!!

get a belt and whip it away
Help, there's a menorah shooting staples at me, what am I going to do ?

quickscope it with the nearest nail gun

Help, there's a brick eating book spitting rocks at me!

Get another brick eating book to attack him/her.

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Help! There's a pro dissappointing me!

be a man

Help! There's a cat licking me!

Csonewforyou a dit :

Get another brick.

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Help! There's a pro dissappoint me!

its a brick eating BOOK.



get it off your face.


HALP! theres a noob collecting my loot!

Cling onto the loot for dear life!

HELP! THERE'S A WEIRDO FROM SCHOOL CHASING AFTER ME LIKE A BULL! WHAT DO I DO!?

kiss it or call yo mama.

HELP! THERE IS A PEPPA-PIG EATING DIERIOTS AND MT DEW ON ME1

Then be a dinner table.

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Help! Cerberus is biting me!

well um

dont bash them back thats child abuse

help! there's a shaman killing me every time they sham

lol you have issues man

help! theres a cheese behind me!

BEAT THE CATS WITH A STICK
HELP! NICKI MINAJ IS TWERKING ON ME! What do I do? :o

Stab her.
There's Tigrounette Helping me! What do I do?

Let her help you.

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Help! There's a tornado chasing me! What do I do?!?!

Chase back at it

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Help! There's a person about to respond to me in this game without trying too hard and nobody will even read this except for that person and those that don't even care to respond so I don't know why I'm trying besides that alcohol might be slightly affecting me! What do I do?

You give me a potato, that's what you do :D

Help! There's a person throwing rocks at me! what do I do?