I would hunt you down and take back what's rightfully mine.
What would you do if I gave you a free kitty?

Id take it and run

What would you do if I pushed you in a pool and you couldnt swim?

I'd stand up? e3e How deep is this pool?

Wut would ya do if I poked you? :o

i'd poke u back
wut if a made u cookie but u didnt want it

Take it anyways.
What would you do if i changed my profile picture? :P

I'd be like "Awww D:"

What would u do if my giant dog sat on you?

cry...
What would you do if i said I DONT CAAAAAAAARE in a pewdiepie voice? :D

i would say aaaaaw! :)

what would you do if my puppy died
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Cry ;^;
What would you do if i shot something with my gun? Such as... a cat.

Id cry :c

Whatwould you do if I threw a hot pie at your face?

Scream and cry ;^;
What would you do if i shot you with my knife gun?

Id die and haunt you when im a ghost ;-;

What would you do if I kicked you and ran away? xD

Throw A Rock At You.

What Would Happen If You Posted Nothing

Then i would post nothing.

What would happen if you swallowed a fly?

I Will Spazz.
What Would Happen You Got Hit By A Rock?

Id find the person who threw it at me and do it back to them :3

What would you do if TFM shut down forever?

Stay in my emo corner and cut/cry ;^;
What would you do if you met an emo person?

Nothing XD

What would you do if I stuffed a hand-full of dirt in your face?? >:D

Shoot you with my gun :3
What would you do if i gave you a bottle of soda? :D

Drink it :3

What would you do if I said "I love you!" and ran ito a wall? Lol XD